A talentless weasel who is became internet famous for making videos on the musical.ly app. His fame also spread to his instagram and twitter, he is an apparently online sensation for no reason. He has no talent or good looks but somehow he's become a member of magcon, and the target of affection for millions of pre-pubescent middle school girls.
Oh gosh, look at that guy over there, he thinks he's so handsome but really he's talentless. Someone needs to tell him to stop acting like Jacob Sartorius.
by Julicakes1 July 31, 2016
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A mighty sailor. He is the Captain of the incredible vessle, "The Scruvy Dogg." He crushes all who oppose him, and satisfies all who desire him (given they're not ugly) He is also stunningly attractive and extremely smart, oh and he is also a tad bit cocky. and in case your wondering he is also white.
Chick: Who is that guy over there?
Guy: idk why?
Chick: I think thats Captain Jacobo; i'm gonna go see if he wants a blowjob.
Guy: idk why?
Chick: I think thats Captain Jacobo; i'm gonna go see if he wants a blowjob.
by Charlie Fidman July 2, 2008
Get the Captain Jacobo mug.a man of very few words. a man who plays in photobooth. A MAN WHO ALWAYS GETS IN TROUBLE IN COMPUTER APPS. has an obsession with Pepe's chilean adventure. Enjoys indonesia. and katrina. Laughs at fatties going down the interstate on rollerskates with a wide load sign on their ass and their children in a camper. AKA: suri cruise.
by MOGADISHU! November 12, 2008
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1. One who is characterized by foolishness or a lack of common sense.
2. a)One who habitually ruins jokes by attempting to build upon them with tired puns and witticisms.
b) A person who often makes remarks intended to be humorous, but fails to do so by fumbling the delievery.
2. a)One who habitually ruins jokes by attempting to build upon them with tired puns and witticisms.
b) A person who often makes remarks intended to be humorous, but fails to do so by fumbling the delievery.
by Ian Relihan July 15, 2008
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