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Jades Theory

“Jade’s theory” is her scientific claim that every brown guy has a massive big giant juicy cock just because they’re brown. (She has proven this for experience. )
“Damn sis this south asian dudes dick went so deep I felt it in my stomach, Jades theory must be true.”
by uswhenwemet June 11, 2022
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Jade Vine

a creeper, one who creeps around places he/she shouldn't be.
Danny: My girlfriend's ex-boyfriend is pissing me off, he acting like a jade vine.
Jenn: Oh jeez, I know what you mean!
by Adolf Oliver Nippler September 6, 2009
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jade comb

An owned item or object left either intentionally or accidentally in the posession of another person (typically with one whom shares affection) ensuring the promise that they shall meet again. This may either be a special promise or a burden, depending on which person said item was left with.
Bro: "What are you looking for?"
Homie: "Just doing a quick once-over through your apartment. I'm leaving for Vegas and don't want to leave a jade comb"

"Oh, I left my hat? Keep it for now, it's my jade comb."

Take this necklace, it will be a jade comb promising I will meet you here again this time next year.
by MotherOfPanda March 26, 2021
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The Jade Range

The Jade Range is the act of calling your Significant other when they are on their way back from work and telling them that you are preparing dinner. You let the stove get hot and await their entry to the kitchen. When they arrive, you tell them to “come smell the food in the pan”. As he/she bends to smell the food in the pan, you defecate on the floor, break up with them, and say “Ta Ta!” as you graciously bow and walk out the door.
She cheated on me so I pulled The Jade Range on her bitch ass!
by Foodboi May 5, 2023
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Javier and Jade

Two very wonderful people who obviously are meant for each other based on their wonderful-ness. A madly in love couple.
Wow that couple is so happy, they MUST be Javier and Jade
by thegeorgeguru September 13, 2009
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Jade Monkey

The holy matramony of cheep beer (colt 45, OE) and Lime-ade.
Rio only had limeade, so Alex had to fix himself a jade monkey instead of a brass monkey
by Enorelbot September 25, 2007
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Jade's Ass

Jades ass will make your head turn fast. It's thicc af and you just can't stop thinking about getting a piece of it to yourself. Her ass will make you change the way you think of other asses.
GAH DAYYUMM! LOOK AT DAY SHIT BRUH TF JADE'S ASS IMMA PASS OUT!!
by KnowingFineKnowledge August 9, 2016
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