Jaded Crawl

The jaded crawl is a dance move that looks like the crab dance made popular by hip hop artist Benzo.

To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.
by Rushtonez September 13, 2018
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Blue Jade

A sexual act created in the cesspits of England. The man chokes her until she turns blue and then chokes her with his cock until she vomits.
"The missus is pretty upset that I gave her a Blue Jade the other night"
by Monkeyboy123456534543456543234 January 21, 2019
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Jade Nairi

A girl who is very caring and kind towards others, and is always the mum of the group yet on the weekends knows how to party !
Girl : I didn’t realise how much of a Jade Nairi Georgia is ! She looks after everyone and gives the best advice !

Girl 2: Yes that’s so true! I need a Jade Nairi in my life!
by Brookiecookie69 April 27, 2020
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jade buford

SEXIEST RACECAR DRIVER OF ALL TIME.
Man look at Jade Buford he’s so hot, I bet all the men, women and non binary people want him.
by Icytaxi June 07, 2021
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jade and damian

powerful couple that can make jealous the whole world. both are very kind, sweet and sexy as fuck. they're soul mates and fix each other in a perfect way. jade loves damian with all her heart and also damian loves jade with all his heart. they're gold. pure. genuine. they can make you smile in one second. there's also chemistry and feeling between them. damian loves in particularly jade's smile, legs, eyes booty and jade loves damian's hair, arms, eyes and abs. in free time they love to cuddle and kiss. if you find a couple with this two name, never let them go!
jade and damian look perfect together
by imgoingcrazy February 23, 2018
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Javier and Jade

Two very wonderful people who obviously are meant for each other based on their wonderful-ness. A madly in love couple.
Wow that couple is so happy, they MUST be Javier and Jade
by thegeorgeguru September 13, 2009
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Jade Monkey

The holy matramony of cheep beer (colt 45, OE) and Lime-ade.

Rio only had limeade, so Alex had to fix himself a jade monkey instead of a brass monkey
by Enorelbot September 13, 2007
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