scrotum sock

the act of stretching the scrotal skin over the penis to form a sock.

my dick is so warm. my scrotum sock is extra fuzzy.

by fartsafety January 3, 2009

pine sock

A diseased vagina that is so raw and inflamed, it looks like as though the woman fucked a Christmas tree.

Omg I was gonna go down on Ashely but she had a pine sock. I swear a baby Jesus was hanging out of it.

by Flexo Rodriguez December 6, 2017

rocked and socked

Snorting cocaine and then getting fucked

Guy 1: Betty got rocked and socked at the party last night!

Guy 2: rocked and socked?
Guy 1: Betty snorted cocaine and then got fucked

by Goose2121 August 8, 2015

cum sock

the things under your brothers bed

cum sock is a sock u cum in

by peniswenisflenis September 1, 2022

Chum Sock

When a friend sleeps over your house so often, you let him keep his own cum sock under your bed.

Dragon: “Hey Nighthawk, you want to have a sleepover again tonight?”

Nighthawk: “Absolutely! I”ll bring the new Good Housekeeping magazine. Do you still have my chum sock?”

by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits July 5, 2021

Sock attack

When one falls asleep with socks on, then wakes up in the middle of a deep sleep with the sensation of very hot feet. This is followed by the act of frantically kicking and scrambling to take the socks off and expose the feet from under the covers in an effort to cool the feet as soon as possible.

Jane: "Did you sleep well last night?"

Cathy: "I did sleep pretty well despite the sock attack I had around midnight!"

by sweetpickle November 22, 2009

Sock Block

When your wife or spouse gives you stuff to do before she leaves the house to run errands so you don't jerk it. (Into a sock)

Husband: You heading out?

Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.

Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.

Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?

Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.

Wife: Okay, I love you.

Husband: Yea... me too.

- Wife departs -

Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.

by Sweet Evil March 5, 2011