Monday mourning

The feeling of irritability, anxiety, and depression that results from being faced with 5 whole working days before the next weekend

Colleague: “Good morning, how are you today?”
Me: I’m Monday mourning so please go F yourself “

by jjcm November 7, 2021

The First Monday

The first Monday of December when it is acceptable to start playing Christmas music

Sam: why did Tommy get beat?

Jim: oh, he played Christmas music before the first Monday

by 1stoftheweek November 25, 2019

mineta Monday

Every Monday is national eat a grape day

Person 1:◡̈⋆🄷🄴🅈(●’◡’●)ﾉ happy mineta monday!

Person 2:What's mineta day?!?

Person 1:Oh! It's national eat a grape day! It happens every Monday

by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020

Monday

the worst day in the world

Well fuck, look at that its Monday.

by The man of blood and death November 10, 2018

Murdoch Monday

The best Monday you had/have/will have your whole life. Filled with unlimited treats (usually pastries, baked goods, cakes and desserts).

Just another Murdoch Monday

by brad455 August 14, 2022

Monday's

Derogatory for black people

Hey John yes George do you know why they call black people Monday's know why because everybody hates Monday's

by George Wallace June 7, 2018

Migration Monday

Made off of the migration movie where you watch only bird-related movies on Monday nights

Hey guys! Tomorrow is Migration Monday, are you gonna participate?

by kas0 April 29, 2024