sit on the police lap

To "sit on the police lap" is defined as snitching.

The same ones setting it off be the first ones to sit on the police lap.

by Big Daddy Hustler March 21, 2021

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Sound Of Da Police

Whoop! Whoop!

Whoop! Whoop! That’s the sound of da police!

by NepgearAfficionado August 20, 2022

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police baby mustache

When a police officer pulls over a woman/man and eats their ass out in exchange for a warning. During, the "victim" poops and squirts a "police baby mustache" on the officer.

"Sargent, you were clean shaven this morning, is that a police baby mustache?"

by Nene78 December 26, 2016

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Police gym instructor

A failed police officer than cannot make it as a regular police officer. A position in which the officer can do nothing and still brag about being on the force.
Typically these officers have not made a collar in many (many) years.

Pete was so inept at being on the street they assigned him as a police gym instructor.

by Revenge of Felixx October 01, 2021

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