police baby mustache

When a police officer pulls over a woman/man and eats their ass out in exchange for a warning. During, the "victim" poops and squirts a "police baby mustache" on the officer.

"Sargent, you were clean shaven this morning, is that a police baby mustache?"

by Nene78 December 25, 2016

sit on the police lap

To "sit on the police lap" is defined as snitching.

The same ones setting it off be the first ones to sit on the police lap.

by Big Daddy Hustler March 21, 2021

Hop on ash police

Saying this to a PERSON means they have to have rough anal sex with you. Gay or not, you can't deny this.

"Hey wanna hop on ash police?"
"Sure!"

by pussy nigga balls April 19, 2022

Sound Of Da Police

Whoop! Whoop!

Whoop! Whoop! That’s the sound of da police!

by NepgearAfficionado August 19, 2022

park ridge police

Complete cunts

Park ridge police

by Yellow master June 23, 2018

Police never die

Felix Navidad -> Police never die

"I'm not a police anymore!! Since Police never die!"

by Danielmigod March 12, 2021

Butt Sex Police

The police who enjoy shoving things up your anoos.

BWOOP BWOOP!! Butt Sex Police alert, stick it in his anoos!

by Butt Sex Police February 24, 2005