Thems the bones

A bastardization of the phrase thems the breaks, a phrase meaning "it is what it is".

The phrase is likely inspired by the phrase "roll the bones", meaning to roll dice or generally to gamble, referring to "that's just how the dice land".

"Dang, I dropped my car keys down a sewer grate."
"Well, thems the bones."

by ThisisJacksonMissi March 28, 2022

dinosaur bone

Having sex with someone from your past

I met up with a Amanda last night, haven’t seen her in years, we dinosaur boned.

by JoeJoeDPlate May 06, 2018

smile bones

Teeth

My smile bones hurt when I eat something cold.

by BardleyMcBeard May 21, 2018

Amuse bone

The act of having sex prior to enjoying a large meal; so as to enjoy both acts at the optimal time.

Women: "I made us a reservation to have the 12 course tasting menu at Manresa on Saturday at 830pm."

Man: "Great! Should we plan to Amuse bone beforehand since we'll be tired and full after?"

by TALKTONIGHTROCKS November 29, 2015

Smokey Bone

Stand up naked with an erection while your girl blows smoke rings around your penis.

If timed correctly you might even be able to ejaculate through a smoke ring. Now that’s talent!

Last night my girl gave me the old Smokey bone before head.

by Plumb2 March 26, 2019

Bone Thrower

Slang for a person who obliges some one who is digging for compliments. i.e., throwing them a bone, scraps.

"Don't be a bone thrower, tell me what your really think about me."

by blockhead77 May 30, 2013

hide the bone

Hide the penis when a man gets an erection.

I have to hide the bone every time I see that chick.

by Tatabrazilian March 06, 2014