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Taint Slushie

After you’ve gone for a hot n heavy run and the the area between your penis and balls is real slippery
I just ran through the tropics and it’s just a taint slushie down there
by Rocky6969 March 3, 2023
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zombie taint

The taint of a person who has generally had way too many sexual experiences. Often green and decaying.
OMG! Mom, my blind date had a zombie taint! It was awful.
When she got undressed her zombie taint be falling out everywhere.
by Poompi March 31, 2016
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taint dome

Go wash up you have a taint dome
by Mjat July 5, 2017
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Taint Alfredo

When your ass juices and pussy juices mix together on your taint and make a sauce
I wish I didn't have so much taint alfredo today
by Casey_243 November 19, 2021
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Taint Baggage

A pejorative, used in place of any other phrase referring to the testicles.

Typically used when a phrase such as ball sac, gonads, nuts or any derivation thereof would be considered too flattering for the subject.
John: "Tim really pisses me off; he's like a walking, talking ball sac."
Jack: "Don't give him so much credit; he's more of a taint baggage."
by boswok October 16, 2009
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The Holiday Taint

The Holiday Taint is also known as the days between Christmas and New Years Eve. It aint Christmas and it aint New Years. It's also known for being the absolute suckiest week of the year. During this time you can find people dragging complete ass and praying that the work week passes without killing anyone. Expect to see people conversing with themselves, panicked at the money they just spent, and trembling uncontrollably with periodic crying spells. This is the precursor to New Years Eve/Day completion.
Yo this Holiday Taint really blows horse sac this year.
Hey man you doing anything over the holiday taint?
by DonkeyLipz December 27, 2009
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taint biter

(adj)Someone who pisses you off. A jerk or bitch.
That fucking taint biter just cut me off!
by Kim Blanchfield May 27, 2008
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