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Phone Worthy

A hookup that is good looking enough to be the background of your phone without catching shit from your friends.

It is added to the scale of describing ones potential or past hookup, slampiece, or person of interest's level of sexy. The scale is now as follows:
Ugly < if i was drunk < doable < decent < phone worthy < dime
1:
John: Is that the girl from last night on your phone?
Rob: You know it.
John: Good call, shes def PHONE WORTHY

2:
John: Look at the blonde at the end of the bar, shes a total dime.
Rob: Eh, not quite a dime, but still PHONE WORTHY
by Eta Bro December 9, 2010
mugGet the Phone Worthymug.

Cracked phone

Take somebody's phone, then take a picture of somebody's ass, set it as the home screen, and change the language on the phone.
Person A: Why is there a picture of somebody's bare ass on my phone and why is everything in Japanese now?

Person B: Ha! You got a cracked phone
by shotgunsteve April 12, 2021
mugGet the Cracked phonemug.

generic phone

Words to describe an old version of a phone.
the old nokia or motorola generic phones etc.
by dinoagephones July 19, 2010
mugGet the generic phonemug.

Phone stroker

An individual who is totally absorbed in using or playing with their touch screen phone or other device, typically in the middle of a crowded sidewalk, aisle, or in traffic, and completely oblivious to what's going on around them.
Q: Did you see that girl nearly get run over by that car?
A: Yeah. Another phone stroker nearly bites the dust.
by roadkyll October 13, 2011
mugGet the Phone strokermug.

lezbo phone

The act of fat fingering your phone into inoperable submission due to the over utilization of finger fucking Instagram, Facebook and Twitter ...
Crystal, no wonder your alarm didn't go off ... you have a Lezbo Phone.
by Randa Mundo April 4, 2019
mugGet the lezbo phonemug.

phone surfing

Wasting time on your phone, i.e. phoning
He was bored and phone surfing while he waited for the boys to arrive.
by JAV45 June 30, 2023
mugGet the phone surfingmug.

Phone bondage

Phone bondage is a somewhat uncomfortable situation when two people are talking on the phone and one person keeps talking, preventing the other from hanging up. Somewhat tolerable for the person who wants to hang up, but also somewhat unpleasant because they want to hang up--similar to some of the effects of bondage.
"Ahh man, we've been talking on the phone for 5 hours straight, I need some sleep."

(other person continues conversation and ignores the comment)

"Agh, this is seriously unfair phone bondage..."

(other person continues conversation to first person's expense)
by anuXdew2000 March 24, 2008
mugGet the Phone bondagemug.

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