Dark House

A game normally played while under the influence. Meanwhile sitting in the dark with several people reminiscing and telling stories.
"Ah last we played dark house. "
by unforgettablek November 14, 2011
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house-of-reps

noun. Short for the House of Representatives; one of the two houses of Congress, where mass debation (a pun on masturbation) occurs. Thus, the term 'house-of-reps' can be used to humorously and perhaps more subtly indicate one's prior engagement in the act of masturbation.

verb. 'house-of-repping' - to debate on a mass scale, ergo. to masturbate.
Friend: Sup mang, watcha do these holidays?
Me: Well, let's just say I adopted a very hands on interest in the house-of-reps.
Friend: Lawl, me too. Federal politics is the shiz.
Bystander (possibly female and attractive): You guys seem pretty cool... How bout we discuss world affairs back at mine?
by 2alluh8ers July 07, 2011
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Fork a house

A prank similar to toilet papering in which stick plastic forks in some ones yard with the fork side sticking up. You can run fishing wire between the forks to trip the person when they try to pick them up
1.You wanna go fork a house later, I got whole box.
2. That asshole mr.johnson failed me, let's go fork his house.
by FRANCESUCKS69 December 05, 2016
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House Boner

Visually stimulating house, which gives you a boner.
"LOOK AT THAT VICTORIAN MANSION! OH HOY MAMA! I HAVE THE BUGGEST HOUSE BONER!"
by minimoses2014 October 22, 2013
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House Rape

A situation where a large number of uninvited house guests intentionally crash a party, consume large quantities of food and drink.
Adrian, has a party for some good friends and neighbors. Liz knows about the party, but is not invited. Liz decides to invite the entire neighborhood and claim that Adrian initiated the invite. The end result is Adrian's party having a significant number of guests and leaving him feeling house raped.
by LudaChris August 25, 2013
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House rape

When people show up at your house without permission. Living, sleeping, or just annoying the shit out of you.
Our friend was visiting from out of the country for a few weeks, stayed longer and now her boyfriend is still house raping us.

Our friend got "too drunk to drive" and decided to stay "long enough" to "sober up" and house raped us.

Our friends house rape us because our stuff is better than theirs.
by better than my friends December 11, 2010
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unburn the house

A metaphoric analogy for premature mask mandate cessation in the context of evolving COVID variant threat.
WHOO, HOO! It's over! Texas and Mississippi discontinued state-wide protective mask mandates!
Ahhh, yeah. Wait 3 weeks. Watch 'em try to unburn the house as the hospitals fill to capacity.
by YAWA March 03, 2021
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