detroit hoist

The process of lifting another person using their lower genitals as an anchor point. Usually to remove them from the premises, esp. if they are already naked.

"This bitch refused to leave, so I had to Detroit hoist her out out of bed and out the door."

by Asdf Asdfovich August 21, 2017

Detroit River Jellyfish

Another word for condom.

Hey do you have a detroit river jellyfish I could snatch? I’m trying to bang this bad bitch from math class.

by bad boy billy November 14, 2017

Detroit Carwash

When you pick a booger and wipe it in someone else's forehead.

That sh*t bag with the Nickelback tattoo and a thick moustache just gave me a Detroit Carwash.

by Swayzedog August 9, 2019

Detroit Cobra Whistle

Clandestine name used for a weed pen when visiting Michigan when the consumption needs to stay top secret.

Yo, let me hit the Detroit Cobra Whistle.
What’s that?
Don’t worry about it grandma.

by Kutzo August 10, 2025

Detroit detention

The act of hog-tying a female in bondage, usually over an exercise ball with her ass in the air, ball-gagging her, and spanking her while telling her how worthless she is until her will to fight is broken and she tickles all over the place.

If you talk to me like that again I'm going to give you Detroit detention!

by Dump truck December 6, 2016

detroit nod

The Detroit nod is often seen in "the trenches" and more violent streets of Detroit. With Detroit being one of the murder capitals of America, any social interaction must be handled carefully. The "Detroit Nod" is a social gurantee that there are no problems and no worries. Essientially; I won't hurt you, you won't hurt me.

In Detroit: "Cuz gave me the nod so I knew he was straight"

"Why that dude nod at people like that?"

"That's the Detroit nod bro!"

by Big Dog Barretta November 23, 2019

Five Points Neighborhood (Detroit, Mi)

A neighborhood on the far northwest side of Detroit (ZIP 48219), right by Redford Township and Southfield. Known for its mix of city grit and suburban calm — tree-lined blocks, family homes, and the Rouge River cutting nearby.

But under the calm, Five Points (or 5PN / 5Point Nation) is home to a loose alliance of local Crip-affiliated street crews and tagger crews who run the area’s corners and walls. They’re not connected to the L.A. Crips, but rep their own Detroit-bred version of Crip culture.

Notable crews:
• W7M ETGC (Evergreen Telegraph Gangster Crips) – deep as hell and posted all along West Seven Mile aka “W7M”.
• Hyena Crips (83GC) – a super active street clique known for graffiti tags and rivalries around Five Points.
• ScoreGang (SCRG) – one of the better-known neighborhood crews.
• 24000 Blocc Crips (24BLK) – active along the westside stretch near Lahser.

“Yeah, bro from the Five Points Neighborhood (Detroit, Mi), that’s 5PN territory — Hyena Crips, ScoreGang (SCRG), all them blue rag dudes who crazy as fuck always tagging shit up, out by 7 Mile & Telegraph.”

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 14, 2025