n. A person who lives in or around Detroit sucks, but acts like it doesn't suck. Furthermore, they feel as though it's the best city ever.
Even after the financial crisis and water scandal, Detroiters still believe their area is great. Detroiters are so delusional.
by purduestatistics October 05, 2017

1. Stealing an item from any retail location (generally theft under a thousand dollars), and barely getting away with it or being caught in the process. Arrest generally ensues.
Derek: So how did Daquan get that new TV for his friends?
Andrew: Oh he got it with a Detroit Discount.
Andrew: Oh he got it with a Detroit Discount.
by PriestOfChinChin October 14, 2017

The act of two look alike's giving a woman back to back squirting orgasms from a rough DP Session. ( See Double Penetration)
Richard and Ricky both of Detroit, were arrested after hammering Pamela's holes last Friday, reports stated she was completing the Detroit DoppelGanger for the first time!
by DoppledTheDoppel May 31, 2019

When you try to puff the butt of a cigarette and accidentally inhale it, thus chewing on a shitty jellybean
by Cheerio_Thief September 06, 2020

Liquor with jingle bells
by Detroitbangers August 11, 2024

Receving a Detroit pinprick is the same as getting shot, several times, in the chest or head...sometimes when it's not meant to be lethal...the dick.
Tyler: Dude I just saw Jim hittin on your girl, wat daya want to do bout it?
Shane: get my gun we're gonna give him a Detroit Pinprick.
Shane: get my gun we're gonna give him a Detroit Pinprick.
by willfred674847484 January 15, 2011

by Anonymous7783 May 06, 2021
