Detroiter

n. A person who lives in or around Detroit sucks, but acts like it doesn't suck. Furthermore, they feel as though it's the best city ever.
Even after the financial crisis and water scandal, Detroiters still believe their area is great. Detroiters are so delusional.
by purduestatistics October 05, 2017
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Detroit Discount

1. Stealing an item from any retail location (generally theft under a thousand dollars), and barely getting away with it or being caught in the process. Arrest generally ensues.
Derek: So how did Daquan get that new TV for his friends?
Andrew: Oh he got it with a Detroit Discount.
by PriestOfChinChin October 14, 2017
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Detroit Doppelganger

The act of two look alike's giving a woman back to back squirting orgasms from a rough DP Session. ( See Double Penetration)
Richard and Ricky both of Detroit, were arrested after hammering Pamela's holes last Friday, reports stated she was completing the Detroit DoppelGanger for the first time!
by DoppledTheDoppel May 31, 2019
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Detroit Jellybean

When you try to puff the butt of a cigarette and accidentally inhale it, thus chewing on a shitty jellybean
Guy: Dude hurry, our smoke break is almost up.

Dude: I just had a Detroit Jellybean, we’re good.
by Cheerio_Thief September 06, 2020
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Detroit smeller

Last night I got messed up on some detroit smellers
by Detroitbangers August 11, 2024
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Detroit pinprick

Receving a Detroit pinprick is the same as getting shot, several times, in the chest or head...sometimes when it's not meant to be lethal...the dick.
Tyler: Dude I just saw Jim hittin on your girl, wat daya want to do bout it?
Shane: get my gun we're gonna give him a Detroit Pinprick.
by willfred674847484 January 15, 2011
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the don of detroit

The Heads of the Detroit Mafia, controlling all Detroit gang activity
The Don of Detroit sent me to the south to bring more members.
by Anonymous7783 May 06, 2021
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