Tom: Did I tell you about my new friend Pikachu?
Joe: Don't be coming around here with him, Squirtle, or Bulbasaur unless they serve beer. This is a NoPoGo Zone!
Joe: Don't be coming around here with him, Squirtle, or Bulbasaur unless they serve beer. This is a NoPoGo Zone!
by Your Eminence July 17, 2016
Get the NoPoGo Zonemug. A reoccurring phenomenon at salsa clubs where you dance with someone regularly but never have any real conversation or get to know them. A very platonic dance relationship. Similar to being in the friendzone
You: would you like to dance?
Her: sure
**you both dance**
You: Thank you
Her: Thank you
**you walk over to your friend**
You: Dude I think I'm in the dance zone with this girl
Her: sure
**you both dance**
You: Thank you
Her: Thank you
**you walk over to your friend**
You: Dude I think I'm in the dance zone with this girl
by Tito03 October 17, 2019
Get the Dance zonemug. Sexual behavior or an orientation involving physical or romantic attraction to both same (dark) and opposite (light) sexes, thous straddling the line betwixt light and dark, hence The Brown Zone.
by bluemajik March 10, 2010
Get the The Brown Zonemug. The act of F****** extremely hardcore in any spot imaginable while it isn't viewable to the world. The act of pleasing your partner in a sexual way.
Jonathan and his girlfriend, Clarissa went to the pound zone last night.
"This is definitely a good pound zone"- Clarissa
"This is definitely a good pound zone"- Clarissa
by Your F*** buddy July 7, 2019
Get the Pound Zonemug. by alextuc26 June 25, 2021
Get the Jared zonemug. The sacred time of disciplined commitment to ones self pleasure. This period is measured from the moment you initiate masturbation to the point ejaculation is complete and the jizz is disposed of.
The duration of the Wank zone varies from wank to wank due to a variety of contributing factors. However, studies of urban dictionary user's browser history and the average refractory period have estimated that this time can be anywhere from 90 seconds to 2 hours and 11mins.
Stimuli available at initiation and the proximity of either your spouse, children, co-workers or any other phenomenon can effect the duration and location you choose to enter the Wank zone.
Two popular strategies include the Top Deck and Clean and Jerk. Both can be performed hastily and efficiently in a bathroom under the cover of another activity. Typically, your device is positioned with a restricted viewing angle in case of detection (don't forget the mirror), volume down, blu tooth off and the exhaust fan on to enable more volume. Then stream your selected pornography (cumshot compilation or anal cum swappers are recommended) and enjoy being in the Wank zone!
The duration of the Wank zone varies from wank to wank due to a variety of contributing factors. However, studies of urban dictionary user's browser history and the average refractory period have estimated that this time can be anywhere from 90 seconds to 2 hours and 11mins.
Stimuli available at initiation and the proximity of either your spouse, children, co-workers or any other phenomenon can effect the duration and location you choose to enter the Wank zone.
Two popular strategies include the Top Deck and Clean and Jerk. Both can be performed hastily and efficiently in a bathroom under the cover of another activity. Typically, your device is positioned with a restricted viewing angle in case of detection (don't forget the mirror), volume down, blu tooth off and the exhaust fan on to enable more volume. Then stream your selected pornography (cumshot compilation or anal cum swappers are recommended) and enjoy being in the Wank zone!
Boris was fully established in the wank zone flogging himself silly when we barged through the door! Fuck it was funny! He said he was "just relaxing" as he extended his hand for an awkward introduction...John saw Boris's phone and was certain the female porn actress was urinating!
by LFBG2FG January 6, 2020
Get the Wank Zonemug. by Wvhshmt February 15, 2018
Get the Dude Zonemug.