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Hook and gouge

Something A.D. did way, way back in the day when he would fight someone. We are still unsure of the exact meaning of "hook and gouge" but A.D. is very proud of these tactics.
If you have someone that is combative then jump in there and hook and gouge his ass!
by oh yeah oh yeah May 9, 2017
mugGet the Hook and gougemug.

hook boogies

Fuck dem hook boogies, I'm looking for a dime piece.
by eyesonthepryze September 16, 2007
mugGet the hook boogiesmug.

Guch Hook

When a person rubs their index finger along their guch, then proceeds to form a hook with the index finger. The finger is then inserted into the mouth of an unsuspecting individual so as to simulate that person being hooked like a fish. A more sinister aproach to the fish hookmaneuver. This move is usually performed on a person that is being an asshole or just plain will not shut up.
Guy 1- Dude, Jason is acting like a real asshat tonight.

Guy 2- Yeah I know. I'm going to play some football then give him the old Guch Hook. That should teach him.
by Pete_guitar January 23, 2009
mugGet the Guch Hookmug.

Hook Down

The noncommitment of a hookup but with little physical interaction.
"Ya me and this girl hooked down. She seems really intelligent and is good at conversation. It was a nice way to spend a half hour."

"Ya Derick is such a great hook down, he is such a good listener and totally respects my space. "

"Hook downs aren't a big deal, casual conversations happens all the time."
by Considerable ForeThought June 19, 2017
mugGet the Hook Downmug.

stupid hooked

To become smitten with someone. A hard crush. Someone you might be falling in love with. An intense infatuation for someone. Dumb in love.
I am so into this girl, she got me stupid hooked!
by kdawggg79 December 28, 2011
mugGet the stupid hookedmug.

Vag-hook

Verb: The act of fish-hooking a woman by the *ahem*, private area, usually used to move said woman out of one's way
Joe: Bitch just wouldn't step off. So I vag-hooked her across the room

Jim: You da man! *high fives*

...

Jim: We're both going to hell for this.

Joe: Yup.
by Mr_Yellow January 18, 2010
mugGet the Vag-hookmug.

junt hook

When someone sticks their finger up the ass hole and through to the vagina. If it is not specified who is doing the junt hooking it is your father.
I got junt hooked so hard last night I think the hole is permanent. (dad)
David junt hook me now!
by revenge_of_the_junthooker November 7, 2012
mugGet the junt hookmug.

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