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hack

definition : mindcontrolling hack, do naughty things have sex with the hacked guy
also the page for hack is clean so why not dirt it
X: he hacked me!
y: on your potato PC?
X: no...
by sdfghjklpoiuytrewqazxcvbnm November 22, 2020
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Hack Happens

When your email or other cyber communications are compromised.
It's an updated version of shit happens.

Dude: My email was hacked yesterday
Buddy: Hack happens man
by 1ezlife July 11, 2011
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Hack

Someone who's ugly or someone you hate so bad.
"whoa man, check out that wench". "c'mon pal don't tell me you like that hack".
by Cyphon2 July 31, 2022
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Hacked

adjective
When Amy Schumer, Ted Cruise or Jake Paul says some racist, bigoted or offensive stuff on social media, they were hacked.
Twitter: Mr Cruise ur a senator wtf bro u. Cant say the n Word
Ted: My apologies, I got hacked.
by TomatoeUnicorn May 24, 2019
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Smear Hack

Smear Hacking, also known as Smear Stalking, is a cyber hate crime intended to destroy a persons’ life. The hacker gains access to the victims’ smart phone or similar device and tracks them everywhere they go using the devices' GPS system. They then contact friends, neighbors, coworkers, etc. and try to ruin the victim with a campaign of insults and accusations. When Hate Groups use this tactic it is often called Gang Stalking.
OMG some scumbag Smear Hacked me!
by Fight to be Free August 17, 2024
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Salad Bar Hacking

Salad Bar Hacking is the practice of attempting to get round 'one bowl, one visit' rules at salad bars by building huge towers of food, etc. Usually attempted by broke university students trying to 'get their money's worth' or general people whose eyes are bigger than their stomachs.

A Chinese engineer named Shen Hongrui has written a ~100 page PDF on different salad bar hacking techniques to be used in Chinese Pizza Huts. Unfortunately, his method became so popular all the Pizza Huts in China scrapped their salad bars.

The method involves building a solid base in the original bowl, ideally with chickpeas and potatoes. 'The foundations are very important, so choose dry and strong material,' he says.

Next, hackers must create a layer of carrot sticks radiating from the centre to act as a scaffold or a larger 'plate'.

Then use slices of cucumber or blocks of fruit to build the tower's walls.

Finally, fill the tower with the food you are most keen on eating. All you need after that is a steady hand to carry your platter back to the table.
Alice: Hey Bob, let's go salad bar hacking!

Bob: Sorry Alice, I don't think I've quite got the guts. I'd be chucked out.
by BeholdTheCheddar August 9, 2012
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Hacking Faggot

Something that is said in many games after someone who is clearly better than you kills you, and following that, you begin spamming that word to try and get them kicked from the server in order to get more xp.
MVP: *Kills you fairly and misses shots*
You: Imagine using aimbot, you Hacking Faggot
by Thesoy May 4, 2023
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