BF: why did you make out with him? i thought we were an item
GF: i know i'm sorry but i was drunk; besides it was just some random guy
male friend: i was going to give you shit last week but i didn't want to embarrass you
female friend: why? what do you mean?
male friend: for the hickey you had on your neck
female friend: oh yeah that lol it was just some random guy
GF: i know i'm sorry but i was drunk; besides it was just some random guy
male friend: i was going to give you shit last week but i didn't want to embarrass you
female friend: why? what do you mean?
male friend: for the hickey you had on your neck
female friend: oh yeah that lol it was just some random guy
by quipboy April 26, 2010
Get the random guymug. probably some of the nicest boys you'll ever meet. usually hot. & extremely awesome. gay guys are great. most staight guys don't like them. which is wrong.
by iLOVE'em July 7, 2008
Get the gay guysmug. A badge of martyrdom. Men who spend their most of their time whining about how women “just want to date jerks”. Oblivious to the fact that no one finds people who feel sorry for themselves attractive, much less people who blame others for their lack of success. Most self proclaimed “nice guys” are just as self-centered and misogynistic as the jerks they gripe about, they are just much more spineless. To stupid to figure why women don’t find them attractive, they conclude that in order to get laid they must treat a woman like shit.
They tend to befriend women with the expectation that women owe them something more than friendship, then get all pissed off when the women tells them she’s not interested. Often going after women who are already in relationships, they misrepresent their intentions and try to use emotional manipulation and the facade of friendship as an excuse to get closer to them and score with them.
The sort of man who will give my definition a thumbs down. :)
They tend to befriend women with the expectation that women owe them something more than friendship, then get all pissed off when the women tells them she’s not interested. Often going after women who are already in relationships, they misrepresent their intentions and try to use emotional manipulation and the facade of friendship as an excuse to get closer to them and score with them.
The sort of man who will give my definition a thumbs down. :)
Nice Guy: Why don’t women date nice guys like me?
Honest Girl: Because, you have no self-esteem and you have to blame other’s for your problems.
Honest Girl: Because, you have no self-esteem and you have to blame other’s for your problems.
by OneBadAsp October 29, 2006
Get the Nice Guymug. The dude you see at parties who sits around on the couch with his guitar singing songs to IMPRESS people, (mainly the ladies), with his so-called talents.
"Dude, did you see the guitar guy play Oasin?"
"yeah, the douche was eyeing my girlfriend the whole time."
"yeah, the douche was eyeing my girlfriend the whole time."
by josilyn May 29, 2008
Get the guitar guymug. Guy Noir is a character on the radio show "A Prarie Home Companion" by Garrison Keillor. Guy Noir is a stereotypical radio drama private eye.
by jDean September 20, 2005
Get the Guy Noirmug. Someone who hurt your pride by telling you that your invention is useless and tell you to stick it up your ass.
A: I just saved all the boys from the cave by diving. It proves that your submarine is useless. Stick it up your ass.
B: You are a pedo guy.
B: You are a pedo guy.
by Elongated Muds September 4, 2018
Get the Pedo Guymug. (noun) An unusual, yet hilarious creature, who stars in a series of YouTube videos made for entertainment. The videos follow Danny, the star, as he engages in everyday activities which include making food, putting away groceries, or playing table pool while suffering from alcoholism and Tourettes Syndrome and avoiding and/or berating his son and ex-wife, Shirlena.
He frequently blames his screw-ups, or distractions on Bob Saget.
If you plan on meeting Danny, you better make sure that you don't like Head and Shoulders, Colgate Tartar Control nor Blue M&M's. It would also help if you had previously walked a mile in HIS SHIT. And never, EVER, talk shit about Total.
The character recently died in a car accident. However, if you should ever meet the star be careful as he may just be as crazy as his former character. Offer him Total or Corn Flakes to ease any possible rage exhibited by him.
He frequently blames his screw-ups, or distractions on Bob Saget.
If you plan on meeting Danny, you better make sure that you don't like Head and Shoulders, Colgate Tartar Control nor Blue M&M's. It would also help if you had previously walked a mile in HIS SHIT. And never, EVER, talk shit about Total.
The character recently died in a car accident. However, if you should ever meet the star be careful as he may just be as crazy as his former character. Offer him Total or Corn Flakes to ease any possible rage exhibited by him.
Tourettes Guy: "BITCH!.... I love you...."
or
TG: "Fuck you, kid! You're a dick!"
Son: "But dad...!"
TG: "You're a faggot!"
or
TG: "Fuck you, kid! You're a dick!"
Son: "But dad...!"
TG: "You're a faggot!"
by DrunkyMcLush December 20, 2008
Get the Tourettes Guymug.