ginger survival guide

A book written by Tim Collins that describes everything a ginger needs to know to survive in a gingerphobic society. It contains gingers through history, halls of ginger fame, halls of ginger shame, what hairstyles don't work with ginger hair, the ginger milkman joke, and the best comebacks to use for pretty much every ginger insult in existence.

Ginger Girl: "I can't seem to win, honey. It's like everyone hates gingers. I'm tempted to dye my hair blonde or something."
Her Gingerphile Boyfriend: "Don't do that! Look, I have a book at home called the ginger survival guide. I'll lend it to you-you'll feel proud you're a ginger."
Ginger Girl: "Aw thanks, sweetheart. You're the best!"

by MegaMilkCosplayer May 13, 2014

Ginger Diddles

The name of a person that excessively Diddles little children that have to have ginger hair and obnoxious Freckles ie. (Colin Diddled Zak)

Ginger Diddles Diddled some Gingers

by Thecizzmaster January 17, 2015

ginger snapped

When a red head goes off the deep end and tears you a new one.

Shit! She just ginger snapped on his ass! He's in for it.

by Kimi4life March 6, 2015

Gingeritis

When you fall for a ginger or have a preference for gingers.

Ben: You know that ginger in our math class is really cute
Kevin: You mean Ellie?
Ben: Yeah
Kevin: Well i guess you have gingeritis

by Sodapop Curtisss February 29, 2016

gingerbread syndrome

When somebody in a marathon releases their bowels while running a marathon.

"Number 582 seems to have a bad case of the gingerbread syndrome"

by FamilyReject June 9, 2016

gingerbread steamer

When you take a fresh peanut butter textured turd and form it into a gingerbread man and bake for 20 minutes on 425 degrees F.

Ned was not having a very good time at his Christmas party so he made gingerbread steamers for his guests!

by ThroatOyster December 10, 2016

gingeress

A strong and/or fierce red haired woman

That blackwidow is one hell of a gingeress

by evilkarl December 30, 2016