jizz goblin

Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains.

Happens often during NoFap reboots.

"Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.

by kshantik January 17, 2022

Givy Goblin

A person who jumps from live stream to stream on Whatnot looking for free giveaways. They enter a stream just for a giveaway and leave once a winner is announced. Then find another giveaway stream and repeat.

Oh, there's that person again being a givy goblin.

by DJ_Lithium March 29, 2023

Goblin Ham

A word for a totally nasty looking/smelling pussy.

Tim: Man I was fuckin' Tif so hard last night, too bad she had a god damn goblin ham.
David: Fuckin shit dude, I hate goblin hams my nigga.

by Deanasawr2 October 7, 2017

The Dark Goblin

A creature that visits you that places self doubt or bad thoughts in your head.

“Dawg I was visited by the dark goblin last night after that fight. I don’t wanna break up with her but I was definitely thinking about it”

by Real ass dude April 5, 2022

goblin friend

The goblin friend is not the same as a crack head friend. They make weird sounds. Their music taste is genuinely scary to others. NEVER FEED PAST 12 AM YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!!!!

Jake: Look there’s Rylie

Angalina: Yeah she’s our goblin friend

Jake: I’m sorry you WHAT

by Anyways_so January 19, 2021

Asshole Goblin

Another word for Hemorrhoid.

This Damn Asshole Goblin is trying to Dap up the turds as they comin out.

by WraithBlade993 April 8, 2020

waffle goblin

A waffle which you have shoved up your butt, folded up, and paid your friend to eat without him knowing what it actually is.

Man, Brian totally got me to eat a waffle goblin last night. It was nasty!

by Sim dragon December 10, 2019