Locking yourself in your filthy bedroom to smear shit on your body while jerking off in a depraved, sweaty mess.
by IG1879 March 2, 2025
Get the Gatingmug. The diseases or maladies affecting any person suffering from vaccine injury, allergy or adverse events since Bill Gates began paying off media sources and medical providers / practitioners.
by Sur At Rat September 20, 2022
Get the Gates Diseasemug. A gorgeous woman in her 20's who often has explosive psychotic episodes and an unstable/unpredictable demeanor similar to an American alligator. She has a ravenous appetite for live male meat, and she frequently performs multiple death rolls during sexual intercourse.
There is no way I could handle that chic I met at the bar last night, she was a hell of a fuck, but she is a straight gate.
by Mastergater June 4, 2018
Get the Gatemug. The name of a boy who was named after the thing that blocks pigs from escaping their fucking pen. A fence. This boy can come across as charming and adorable, but is really a bitch. This is a boy who only “dates” girls that are not his race (specifically white girls, even though he is not white himself). He is extremely self centered and just plays with girls emotions. Next time you meet a Gates, be prepared to get your feelings played with and begged for nudes. Watch out ladies, he’s a wild one!
Girl: “Omg is that Gates”
Boy: “Yeah. Why?”
Girl: “I don’t know, he just fucking played 5 girls in a day. It’s crazy.”
Boy: “Yeah. Why?”
Girl: “I don’t know, he just fucking played 5 girls in a day. It’s crazy.”
by ScaletoBail May 19, 2020
Get the Gatesmug. to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011
Get the Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gatemug. A King Gates is an awkward male that lacks any social skills. A person that is completely impervious to any understanding of social cues. A dreg of society that offers nothing to the world and should instantly be forgotten about.
Ex. Person 1: (Gives a silent, blank stare at person 2 without any reason whatsoever, and doesn't convey any sort of message).
Person 2: Bro! Stop being a King Gates! You're creeping me out!
Ex. Person 1(After invading the personal space of person 2 for many minutes without saying a word), then all the sudden blurts out sometimes that has no relevance to anything e.g. "I used to bang that chick on coke! We did butt chomping and it was wild!!!!!!"
Person 2:Huh? What does that have to do with anything? Go take out the garbage or something. You're being a King Gates!!!
Person 2: Bro! Stop being a King Gates! You're creeping me out!
Ex. Person 1(After invading the personal space of person 2 for many minutes without saying a word), then all the sudden blurts out sometimes that has no relevance to anything e.g. "I used to bang that chick on coke! We did butt chomping and it was wild!!!!!!"
Person 2:Huh? What does that have to do with anything? Go take out the garbage or something. You're being a King Gates!!!
by Bill Butterfield July 27, 2020
Get the King Gatesmug. To punch someone in the jaw. Referring to the mouth as the person's gate.
Usually used as a warning or a threat
Usually used as a warning or a threat
by Johnny5ive February 10, 2023
Get the bang your gatemug.