Skip to main content

Caucasian garbage

A fancy way of describing moderately or actually rich “white and trashy” individuals. Anyone at the Capitol protests that one day applies to the term…it is an eloquent, sensitive, or just plain different way of avoiding the racist, classist, caste terms “white trash” & “trailer trash”, yet still make obvious reference to those deemed to be said “trash”. One common example is the world famous actór (with an accent cause she FANCY y’all) Mama June & her “hubby”, Teddy Bear. In 2015, after Honey Boo Boo gave up caring for Mama June & Papa, June got “hot”, becoming a Caucasian garbage MILF, & lost 500 pounds, which is good, but what’s even gooder yall? Well, TMZ caught up with Mama June & her man fightin’ at the gas station…They were raging crackies, in Alabama; blamed each other for smoking the last of dat there rock. Sad, yet scientific evidence in public, of Caucasian garbage.
Honey Boo Boo: Maumuh!
Mama June: Ahh, whutt?! What is it child? I’m cooking! (wink wink)
Honey Boo Boo: I’m as hungry as a Caucasian garbage can in Kentwood, maumuh.

Mama June: Shut up. I’ll show you real Caucasian garbage cuisine after I smoke this piece of Caucasian garbage I found outside, in the Caucasian garbage. It’s still good, y’all! I founds it! SPARK ‘EM UP!
Honey Boo Boo: You better make me Caucasian garbage ‘sghetti’-and-ketchup with a stick of butter, mama!

Mama June: Sorry, baby, but the butter is on my face for moisturizer. That’s because I was out of actual Caucasian garbage, the margarine! It helps to lube up the face before smoking that Caucasian trash…
Honey Boo Boo: whatever y’all are weird Caucasian garbage. I’ll just walk to the 7/11 and meet some other Caucasian trash cans to eat with.

Mama June: Good idea. We need more Caucasian garbage networking in this area. And myself and Papa Bear need more time to smoke! Bye baby!
by E.A.M. July 25, 2023
mugGet the Caucasian garbagemug.

garbage

"She thought that there was garbage there."

-Larry David, about his wife's friend looking down at his crotch
by scalibrini August 5, 2007
mugGet the garbagemug.

Dog garbage

Something so foul that, if given a garbage can and the full understanding that whatever that goes in that garbage can is gone forever, even a dog would deem it garbage.
Turn that shit off, that song is absolute dog garbage
by wakethewinds January 28, 2025
mugGet the Dog garbagemug.

Garbage Monkey

A raccoon because they act more like a monkey than a panda even if they “look” more like a panda.
“Bro, look at that raccoon in my yard!”

“Dude. That’s a garbage monkey.”
by Chehala March 18, 2021
mugGet the Garbage Monkeymug.

Garbage Picker

A person that waits for other players in a multiplayer competitive shooting game to wound other players, then swoops in to steal the kill. A facilitated kill due to taking advantage of other players.
"I almost got the last kill in COD but this garbage picker came in and took my kill!"
by AritheDarkOne August 26, 2013
mugGet the Garbage Pickermug.

Garbage Bear

Actual Bears in places like Russia that become accustomed to finding their food sources in places which they know the trash created by humans to be a food source.
Garbage bears will always find your food scraps.
by Ifyouaintcav January 17, 2023
mugGet the Garbage Bearmug.

Garbage Ass Guts

The indulgence of foods that do not agree with you resulting in flatulence and forceful excrement within a short time frame of consumption.
Hey, be sure your Uncle don't get ANY dairy. You know he got them garbage ass guts.
by anonymous January 2, 2021
mugGet the Garbage Ass Gutsmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email