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Fresh Broach

When you "pinch a loaf" in the dressing room of a store. Placement is crucial, it must be placed on a shirt or dress near the collar of the garment to resemble a "broach".
Bro 1- That shirt you tried on looked like straight ass crack bro.
Bro 2- Straight up bro, I gave it a "Fresh Broach". Might look better on someone else's bitch ass
Bro 1- Word
by Fatback MegaMolester August 9, 2012
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Crest Fresh

Lookin' good! Dressed clean and handsome, in the most contemporary of styles. Classically cool, with a minty tingle. Coined by Gordon Kenny of GordonEveryday
Your boy's lookin' crest fresh! handsome everyday bape!
by hoohayoyo June 6, 2011
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Fresh Gear

The term Fresh Gear is most commonly used by Australia’s delinquents or Eshays. The Eshay culture enjoys high quality street wear calling there fit Fresh Gear usually acquired after staunching a random cunt for his gear at your local skato or train station
Eshay 1: “Oi Damo just staunched this seedy fucker for his white tns at the skato aye”

Eshay 2: “That’s some mad fresh gear lad”
by CumGuzzler2019 December 16, 2019
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Stevie Fresh

A grown man who uses only urban dictionary words to talk shit or get a point across. Basically being a huge Mitch and trying to act cool while doing it
Man Johnny went all Stevie Fresh last night instead of growing some nuts and just saying it..... Mad respect lost
by hahahayousamitch July 21, 2018
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Fresh Tube

Basically a blowjob except it involves toothpaste. It doesn't matter what kind of toothpaste or if you place some on the erection or in the Woman's mouth. Mainly ideal for those who don't brush.
Enjoy Fresh Tubing!
-OG Pump Chump
Joe: Man is your girlfriend a hot piece of ass.
AJ: Yeah, the only flaw in her is that she doesn't brush often.
Joe: Why don't you give her a Fresh Tube then?
by OG Pump Chump October 14, 2016
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Fresh benies

A euphemism for gay shower sex at the gym with strangers.

It’s like extra benefits at the gym. Short for “Fresh benefits.“
It’s fresh. It’s new. It’s gay shower sex.
That guy I’ve been cruising at the Planet Fitness finally joined me in the shower for some fresh benies.
by ChaCha Hambone May 15, 2021
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Fresh DE

Marvel at the stunning and captivating "Fresh DE" - a creature of such exquisite grace and charm that he bears an uncanny resemblance to the inimitable Drake, complete with a coiffure of legendary Fboy proportions. But beware, for within his soul lies a wound of the gravest sort - the haunting PTSD brought on by the mere sight of a line of code, inflicted upon him by the unforgiving realm of programming. Such is the price of greatness, for his powers of observation are of such prodigious might that the very act of his "lightskin stare" is enough to render lesser beings speechless with admiration. Let it be known that to besmirch this paragon of magnificence is to invite a fury of such wrathful intensity that even the gods themselves would tremble in fear, for he is a being of pure elegance and a force of nature unto himself.
"Look it's Fresh DE with that lightskin stare"
*sin city - crishan plays*
by A certain Ed February 28, 2023
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