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avian swine flu

It's what you would get if you got avian flu and swine flu at the same time. But that's unlikely because as we all know, PIGS CAN'T FLY.
If pigs could fly, we'd all have avian swine flu by now!!
by seanoog November 5, 2009
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Swine Flu Epedemic

A strain of Influenza thought to have originated in Mexico amongst swines(more commonly known as pigs) and completely blown out of proportion by American media causing mass panic amongst citizens lacking common sense.

An excuse like bad economy for people to lower their standards or blame a failing endeavor on.
James:"Want to freak people out?"
Carl:"Yeah bro, how so?"
James: "Lets wear sombreros and cough around people in public."
Carl:"Abusing the Swine flu epedemic!GENIOUS!"

Ryan:"Jesus we had a bad opening for the new movie 17 Again"
Amanda:"What do you expect? It's hard to do anything in the bad economy especially with the swine flu going around"
Ryan:"..."
by TypicalPosterLol May 2, 2009
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Gunny Granny Flu

A disease very similar to Middletons' Disease only much worse. This disease is suffered by Beatrice Middleton when she wants to play with the kids, but they aren't there. It is also commonly seen in the Middletons' pet dog, Bumper, when he wants to play. When she gets Gunny Granny Flu Beatrice is often stuck in the house and is very lonely. It is cured by intense workouts and other treatments such as massages. So if you love the comic strip 'The Middletons', be careful - you might get Middletons' Disease and the Gunny Granny Flu.
Bumper: Uh oh, its school time again. I bet Miss Beatrice will have the Gunny Granny Flu.

Rusty: She sure will! Its tough when the kids are in school. Crazy fall time.

Beatrice: Yes, it is crazy around this time. But think of it this way: you get to spend all your time with me. Isn't that sweet? (She reaches for a Martian Mud and rubs it into Bumper's fur)

Bumper: Thank you! That's better. Now I've got the Gunny Granny Flu. What else can we do?

Rusty: Well, I know she likes to stretch. How about we stretch each other? (Bumper and Rusty start stretching on each other)

Beatrice: Yes, that's it. You two know how to make a Gunny Granny feel better. Now how about a game of fetch? (she throws a tennis ball to Rusty)

Bumper and Rusty: Poor Beatrice! She doesn't know what to do. I guess the Gunny Granny Flu will never end. Its just so sad.
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 13, 2011
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gold chain flu

When a female is attracted to a male's expensive gold chain he wears around his neck
Guy1: dude I got a lot of girls Tryna hangout with me these days
Guy2: you think they into you?
Guy1: nah, they don't like me, they just got the gold chain flu
by fly117 September 6, 2016
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swine flu swagger

the way you walk and act when you have swine flu, just chillen messed up and tired
chelsea: wow what is up with him he looks like he just got hit by a train
alex: no he's just got that swine flu swagger
by GOLYAH October 15, 2009
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bird flu

A universal social game teenagers play. "Birdflu" is the "disease" you can get from hooking up with a person that has the "disease" already. If you get birdflu, you have 2 weeks to pass it onto someone else (by hooking up with them). If you fail to hookup with someone in 2 weeks, you lose the disease. The goal is to keep the disease, and spread it to as many people as possible. The only way you can get birdflu back again is by hookingup with someone who has it, or if the founder of birdflu in your local area "deems you worthy of having it". Also, you cannot hookup with the same person twice to renew your birdflu.

**Hooking up could mean many things. In this sense, it is used to mean making out. Or you could use it in other ways too. The game is meant for teens, but anyone could play it.
"Hey dude did you hookup with that chick yet?"

"Yeah man and seh gave me bird flu! ...Fuck its been two weeks arleady, and i havent hooked up with anyone else. Dammmn."
by d@sh!zz13!i! March 15, 2008
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Frat flu

The random sickness that a geed gets when he spends too much time talking to his exclusive situationship that “goes to another school” instead of hanging with the boys.
Dude our boy Mike is coming down with the frat flu, he never hangs with us anymore.
by Bigdog cowboy September 10, 2023
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