Petty flower

(Often abbreviated to petty)
A term of endearment.
Also the term may be used to describe a nice, good or fun person.

Hi petty flower how are you?
I saw Diann out last night, she is such a petty flower.
Yes petty, that's no problem at all.
I miss Nell she is such a petty.

by itsmine April 25, 2011

Toilet Flower

When you flush one of those paper ass-gaskets, and it only goes half way down so some of the still dry paper sticks up like flower petals

I really had to shit, but first I had to flush a toilet flower all the way down

by NDZ May 23, 2003

flowers

A female euphemism for getting fingered; so girls can discuss such things in public without attracting attention to themselves.

"I hooked up with Sam last night!"
"What happened?"
"We got talking, kissing - and he gave me flowers,"

by Pierah December 29, 2008

flower dick

A dick with crusty stuff around with other gross things ozzing out

His flower dick looks like a daisy

by Nay_bAbii February 28, 2008

flowpy donger

a floppy dick

"He couldn't get it up... I'm talkin major flowpy donger"

by LC August 25, 2003

flowetical

In different Genres of rap music, the act of freestyling and or preforming with a poetic verbalization.

Dr. Octagon
paramedic fetus of the East, with priest
I'm from the Church of the Operating Room
with the strike support, scalpels since the holocaust

I do indeed in greed explore, meet the patients
Back to brooms with the nurse with the voodoo curse

Holding up office lights, standing at huge heights
Back and forth, left wing swing to North
East and South with blood pouring down your mouth

I come prepared with the white suit and stethascope
Listen to your heartbeat, delete beep beep BEEP

Your insurance is high, but my price is cheap
Look at the land... Blue Flowers!

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Man: Yo That Dr. Octagon shit is straight up Flowetical

by Aerek June 19, 2007

Flowel

A flag used as a towel.

Terry didn't do his laundry, so he had to use a flowel to dry off with.

by Justin Burchette June 17, 2008