schmuzz fest

any event where david kelvin is present

"The second Dave walked into the room, the party became a smmuzz fest."

by david kelvin October 9, 2003

total lesbian fuck fest

Happens after every women's lacrosse game.

I heard about "total lesbian fuck fest" from someone who heard about it from someone else.

by TheFleeceMan August 5, 2025

tweak fest

festival of tweak.

if tweak fest was a person it would be demi and aarilynn

by jaekyvn April 9, 2024

zest fest

oluebube

oluebube is a zest fest 💀

by BobbyBoo312 July 7, 2023

Zest-Fest

A person which is very corny. During zest fests, people usually act really homosexually or just make people uncomfortable with "sexual" joke interactions. Most of the time these people have a sub-name: "dimd".

Hey, look! That guy is a total zest-fest!

You're being a dimd right now. Please stop!

by TurZ_1231 July 26, 2023

Fest

The collective noun for a group of cocks, as in idiotic people. ie A fest of cocks, similar to a gaggle of geese, except it's cocks and not geese.

"Look at that Fest of Cocks over there". Or "The girl next door had a Fest of Cocks round last night, geees!"

by mandudno2 September 1, 2016

people fest

When a group of people put coke a cola in their anal cavity; then 2 people shove mentos into their mouthes. They procced to put their mouths around the anus then push the mentos into their anal cavity with their tounge, then put mentos into their anus creating a fun explosion in everyones anus and 2 peoples mouthes.

They just had a people fest whilst i was gone.

by Derkin sthine June 26, 2024