Gay, and a furry. Has long almost emo hair and is super short. His hair color is gross and looks greasy, almost like a sludge. He is super weak and always has a friend named Isabelle who is cooler, taller, stronger, and more attractive then him. His most attractive feature is his eyes or facial structure but that’s literally it.
Normal human: wow, did you hear about that kid named Evan?
Other normal human: yeah, he’s super gay AND a furry!
Normal human: poor Isabelle hangs out with him.what a waste of beauty.
Other normal human: yeah Isabelle’s so cool.
Other normal human: yeah, he’s super gay AND a furry!
Normal human: poor Isabelle hangs out with him.what a waste of beauty.
Other normal human: yeah Isabelle’s so cool.
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Get the Evan mug.A task/situation that has little or no chance of a satisfactory outcome, yet must be completed/endured in any case.
Setting out to use a telephone to speak to a member of staff in the local branch of your bank rather than being content with an automated call system or an overseas-based call centre that doesn't even understand what it is that you are enquiring after. Now that IS a cunt's errand.
by The Organ Grinder November 5, 2007
Get the a cunt's errand mug.Slang term for a closeted homosexual. Usually a very musical person. Has reddish brown wavy hair. Usually from a European background. Excels in foreign language and math. Siblings frown upon them.
"Hey. Do you know that guy Derek? I think he's an evan."
"Hey, Vanessa, I think your boyfriend is an evan."
"You guys know that dude with the Gibson SG? He's such an evan. He even has the hair."
"Hey, Vanessa, I think your boyfriend is an evan."
"You guys know that dude with the Gibson SG? He's such an evan. He even has the hair."
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