National Hate Eli Day

May 16, a day where all Eli’s around the world should be hated, especially those named Eli Hodgson
“Hey it’s national Hate Eli Day, we should go make fun of Eli
by Abe Lincoln 3rd May 16, 2022
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The King vs. Eli Show

A place where the craziest, coolest, most fucked up motherfuckers come to hash out real life shit! King is a motherfucking unicorn and Eli likes the D! It's the best place to be! We're all pretty bombass!
I used to talk to people through text, now The King vs. Eli Show is where I go; those motherfuckers are crazy!
by EliLikesTheD September 12, 2014
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Elie Ferzli

A deputy in the Lebanese parliament, the godfather of the stinking Lebanese model- النمودج- he looks like a garbage barrel that everyone unites to hate.. He is known for the vaccine thief and his nickname Al-Ars
Its an elie ferzli thing - it means disgusting
by Lebanese25 February 25, 2021
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Eli

eli is the best person you'all ever meet. He is really shy at first but when you get to know him he is really funny and out going, he is a little dirty minded when it comes to it. He never lets his girlfriend down he usually love a girl named Lucy, because he just loves that one girl because she is beautiful, funny, and out going he just loves her so much.
" did you see that girl Lucy with Eli"

"He so shy."
by Elizabeth Adams April 27, 2020
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eli

the sexiest mf who pulls 5 bitches a day but can’t hold a solid conversation without saying “lol”.
they die for a few days then appear back in gcs saying they’re alive. it has a great sense of humor that consists of balls and dick.
“wow is that eli?? they’re so fine

omfg that’s gay bro”
by katsukisgf April 03, 2022
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Eli

Noun,
A guy that has a very large penis, usually around 12 inches.
Rob: You know that Eli guy?
Rafiki: Yeah the one who has a 12 inch cock?
by erob0411 March 11, 2021
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Eli

This is for the girl Elis. Eli is a very kind person but can be mean at times, she could be the best friend you've ever had or she could be a distant friend that you only wave to in the halls. SHES GAY, GAY ASF and loves girls, specifically one with the name Katy, and she lovesss strawberries. she has many friends and trusts many people but cannot forgive people easily unless they are really attached to you.
Eli is so nice!
by the girl with the green hair February 12, 2023
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