by Rod Brock September 24, 2005
As in 'Here is my new kindergarten class, all bright eyed and bushy tailed.' The allusion here is to the appearance of a squirrel, which with its beady eyes and bushy tail looks ready for anything. 1930s
by Richard H G Bittner July 10, 2006
by markass April 23, 2006
The act of masturbation.
Refers to ancient mythology wherein many a hero succumbed to the whims of the legendary one-eyed-python and attempted to tame the savage beast, often with sticky results.
Refers to ancient mythology wherein many a hero succumbed to the whims of the legendary one-eyed-python and attempted to tame the savage beast, often with sticky results.
Guy No. 1 - Hey what're you doing tonight, man?
Guy No. 2 - Taming the one-eyed-python.
Guy No. 1 - Need some help?
Guy No. 2 - Taming the one-eyed-python.
Guy No. 1 - Need some help?
by HapaxHog September 16, 2013
A Maine cryptid that can be heard and smelled, but has never been seen. Evidence of the one-eyed Stink Frog can often be observed while camping in tents, but is not limited to this environment. Can be identified by its sulfuric aroma resembling boiled eggs. It's vocalizations range from resembling small squeaks to extended trombone notes. It has been rumored to leave a small brown streak behind, however this is hard to validate because the Frog has never actually been seen.
*pppffffrrrrrttttt*
"OH my GOSH, what STINKS?"
"Didn't you hear that?"
"What, that balloon deflating wetly behind you?"
"NO! That was the One-Eyed Stink Frog!!"
"OH my GOSH, what STINKS?"
"Didn't you hear that?"
"What, that balloon deflating wetly behind you?"
"NO! That was the One-Eyed Stink Frog!!"
by aliboo428 July 31, 2023
A Name For an old Australian folktale creature, that gazes into your soul with cat like eyes whilst draining your life force with a strong meaty aroma, that seeps out of cracks and crevasses in its body.
by The Captain Of Cringe March 19, 2023
by Cocoandbobo May 19, 2019