A person who enjoys touching others' penises, usually by tickling with the tips of the fingers or by "twerking" the butt on it.
(Noun) That guy S. Bailey is a huge dong-diddler.
(Verb) S. Bailey dong-diddles with his special friends.
(Verb) S. Bailey dong-diddles with his special friends.
by your face is douchey November 9, 2013
Get the dong-diddler mug.A penis over ten inches in length, and with an excessive amount of hair and veins along the shaft of the penis.
by The Big Green D November 24, 2013
Get the dong cong mug.The act of a man thrusting his hips in a fore to aft motion, resulting in his penis slapping the front of his garments; a thin, non-restricting garment is preferred, such as boxers or basketball shorts. A bigger package along with the perfection of the hip thrust movement results in a more effective and visually impressive dong flong.
Cody's parents visited him last weekend and came over for dinner. Whilst they were enjoying a nice, candlelit meal, I came running into the living room and asserted my alpha-male status of the apartment by doing a thirty second dong flong in silk boxers.
by NFG Dong Flong January 28, 2014
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Russ desperately needed a shower and to do some laundry; he found his sheets and body covered with dongdruff after the night's activities.
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Get the Dong Extender mug.A spin-off of the term "boner garage" used in the movie "We're The Millers" meaning a vagina. Most of the time used while talking about a total slut
Guy 1: Yo I just fucked that girl Tammy!
Guy 2: Bro, she's nicknamed dong locker down at the strip club.
Guy 1: ..
Guy 2: Bro, she's nicknamed dong locker down at the strip club.
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