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Dylan

Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.
by Trinomial September 15, 2016
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Dylan

A small dick guy that will always have a scummy girlfriend and he is garbage his dick is as small as a ticktac
by Twolves10 May 22, 2014
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The Dylan

a) When an "intoxicated" person (the assailant) that weighs at least 100 lbs. more then another person lays on top in a smothering manner expelling all air from the victim's lungs. Unaware that the assailant considers this to be a sexual act the victim believes that she or he is dying.

b) To move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.
a) "Man, I'd like to Dylan her." "Ya got
Dylaned bitch!" "Wanna do the Dylan?"

b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"
by A Joel Phillips August 20, 2008
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A man with such a carnivoris penis it rips his sexual parners intenstens out with every pelvic thrust. Also a nick name for a vagina. A term used when in the 727 area code, where vaginal ruptures are a commen disease.
Dylan stop! Your penis is rupturing my vagina!

Thats a nice Dylan you have there.
by doggy dog dog June 3, 2011
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Dylan

A homosexual man-lady.

Enjoys the attempt of being a man, but hides his dusty mangina from the public.
Jake loves that Dylan!!

Quit being Dylan, it's really a turn off.
by JTIST May 24, 2016
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Dylan

a really annoying person who likes to make puns about stuff and is constantly saying daddy. this person is normally gay. he's normally a boy and only cares about himself and Is a really good liar.
Girls: Dylan is so annoying and so weird boy Dylan
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A boy with a short stumpy chode and one lonesome pube. He's extremely passionate about his opinions, all of which are about food.
Girl#1: can I borrow a pair of tweezers?
Girl#2: yeah why?
Girl#3: I want to wank of dylan.
by bluewaffle June 6, 2017
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