duck

1; something you say when you don't want to say anything back
2; something you say when you can't think of something to say back

1; person 1: hey! dude! i just banged yer mum!!
person 2: duck.
2; teacher: so what's the answer, billy?
student: umm, duck?

by gnrfever August 01, 2011

under-duck

running under someone as you push them on the swing

I kicked Kerry in the head as he under-ducked me hard.

by canadian_tan_lines April 23, 2006

Duck Arse

8 out 10 Proctologists agree that a duck arse is commonly associated with woman and are usually larger than a Booty but smaller than a Toyota Echo. Symptoms include an abnormaly upright strutting woman with a large bulbus ass pertruding from spandex or stretched jogging pants.

Yo that chick heading out for a dip is going to displace some serious H2O with that DUCK ARSE, ya heard!

by T-DawG November 24, 2004

throws ducks

Throws wobbly football passes

Peyton manning throws ducks... Touchdown ducks.

by DucksDisaster December 19, 2015

Feeding Ducks

v. dating, but one or more of the parties involved claims it isn't dating

Girl 1: America said they went on a date but Iggy said they didn't

Girl 2: It wasn't a date. They were just feeding ducks

by hahahailuvyouguys June 26, 2012

kiss a duck

Shut the fuck up!

Man: "you've had enough to drink"
Woman: "kiss a duck"

by Ndugu Flaco November 25, 2017

duck cunt

because a female duck only has one hole for pissing, shitting, and laying eggs it is very dirty hole so a very filthy vagina would be a duck cunt

eeew it smells like duck cunt in here

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows August 27, 2014