Dry Tortugas

A U.S. national park in the Gulf of Mexico. Also known to a group of unfortunate few, the act of dry heaving out of your ass. This usually happens after a long episode of watery diarrhea. Your ass opens, goes through all the motions, your sphincter may even prolapse a little, but nothing at all comes out! And if you listen closely, you may even hear your butt hole open and shut as is fails to discharge any fecal matter.

JACOB:Hey Mike I'm gonna stop and grab a burrito bowl on my way into work. You want me to grab you something too?
MIKE: No way dude. Last time I ate one, I am pretty sure the guacamole was bad. I had the "Dry Tortugas" all night!

by CharlesUFarley June 7, 2018

Dry Sally

when you bustin a fat one before you nut put your dick in a vacuum and have it suck the nut out ya balls

Ever had a Dry Sally?

by jehsheufikrje June 8, 2018

Dry on the leaves

High/baked

Bro i’m so dry on the leaves

by luaishot April 25, 2022

Dry layup

When you’re with a hottie that’s so easy and completely DTF for some anal love. It’s the equivalent of an uncontested layup but you forgot the lube. Get ready for a dry, chafing ride.

Mattie: Hear about Burke?
Tommy: No, what happened?
Mattie: He went bareback in Tina’s pooper sans lube for the dry layup. At urgent care now getting medicated moisturizer.

by JM Dola May 3, 2021

Dry shower

Having a shower with no water

Today I had a dry shower. I am still dirty.

by Isla Kanal May 27, 2021

Dry bobby

Instead of the famous act of sticking your saliva covered finger in someone's ear known as the wet willy, you stick your dry cock up a girl's asshole causing trama.

That hoe got a dry bobby last night. Bet

by Jfeet October 20, 2019

Dry Hustle

When you work at a dollar store as a cashier buying items when no one is looking for pennies at your own cash register.

Q: Hey yo why did Reggie get fired for being a cashier at Family Dollar for?
A: Because he got caught doin some dry hustle at the cash register.

by p1neapplep1zza August 21, 2023