noun:
1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.
See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.
1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.
See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.
by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009
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Nigel: I enjoyed NoShave November so much I decided to keep the party going for Dirtbag December!
Nigel: I enjoyed NoShave November so much I decided to keep the party going for Dirtbag December!
by WaffleSchnuget February 6, 2010
Get the Dirtbag December mug.Decrease in stress that coincides with completing the first load of laundry after letting dirty clothes pile up for too long.
Man, I was getting to the point where I was wearing my cleanest dirty shirt every day, until I finally got to the laundromat, and wouldn't you know it? but as soon as I got going, a wave of dirt relief set in.
by CountLebula May 10, 2010
Get the dirt relief mug.The study of being a dirt bag. or specializing in being a dirt bag by accumilation of your actions.
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being a dirt bag or shit bag by trait.
being an asshole all the time
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being a dirt bag or shit bag by trait.
being an asshole all the time
The court ruled she was guilty of DIRTBAGGETRY by sleeping around with all her husbands co-workers , there for the domestic violince charges from her getting beat by her husband were dismissed.
by NORCALKING209 September 8, 2010
Get the Dirtbaggetry mug.A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.
Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.
Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.
Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."
by The Murricane January 5, 2011
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by C-Rim January 8, 2011
Get the Dictochat mug.A filthy location, such as a roller rink, where other activities, such as Zumba, are performed out of necessity.
There is no Zumba class at the gym tonight so I guess we are going to have to risk disease & go to the dirt den.
by danceypantz January 12, 2011
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