Dead Joke

A joke that doesn’t bang.

Usually told by people called Miles.

Miles: Tells a joke

Anyone he ever talks to: “Miles, that was a dead joke.”

by Fallis February 27, 2019

Grateful Dead

Only the COOLEST rock band ever to grace the face of the earth. Forever Jerry. ROCK ON BOB!

Hippie #1: I am going to see the Grateful Dead in concert soon.
Hippie #2: Cool can I go?
Hippie #1: Sure.
Hippie #2: Let's get stoned!
Hippie #1: At the concert!

by deadhead May 31, 2004

dead children

Comedy Gold! Genius!

Hey look at all those dead children

by Biblo February 14, 2005

Evil Dead

One of the most innovative and entertaining horror films ever made. Directed by acclaimed director Sam Raimi in 1981, this movie has accumulated an army of fans over the years. This film goes to show you that not only do they not "make em' like they used to" but directors don't need fancy effects and a multimillion dollar budget to make a quality film. If you are into zombie movies, or are a horror movie buff, or have always wanted to see a woman raped by a tree this movie is right up your alley.

Horror movies today are nothing compared to classics like Evil Dead

by Duke Henry January 9, 2009

proper dead

Brittish term expressing a highly intense feeling/amount.

you look proper dead gorgeous in this photo.

by Mel J October 18, 2006

Dead Bedroom

Referring to lack of sex in a long term relationship.

"He won't touch me anymore, it seems like we are now having a dead bedroom"

by Mariah Aguilera February 16, 2017

dead replys

When a girl or boy puts no effort into a chat message or messages and just uses normal single words or things that try and dead off the conversation so it is no longer talkable.

“hey karen how are you”
“alright”
“what you been doing recently?”
“nothing”
“need to meet up sometime up for a drink?”
“no”
“stop giving dead replys!”
“no”

by Thom Staticz 2 October 11, 2018