Bud Light Lime’s alias. This fruity excuse for a beer is not for kids or the faint of heart. It’s the beverage of choice for New Balance and hiked up white sock wearing dads everywhere.
by ThatFriggnGuy July 10, 2018
Get the Daddy Spritemug. A Hunk Daddy is a bisexual man usually packing less than a two inch dick. All the thicc boys travel far and wide just to get a lil’ taste of what Hunk Daddy has to offer.
by Bonetrain24 October 23, 2018
Get the Hunk daddymug. Louisiana lady: Oh Beauregard where are you?!? Where is my suave molasses daddy to come and pluck my rose from my family garden?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?
by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019
Get the Molasses daddymug. Gen Z: Oh my God, I need to find a POG Daddy for tonight
Millennial: What language are you speaking?
Millennial: What language are you speaking?
by The lucky guy April 15, 2021
Get the Pog Daddymug. By far the shittiest excuse for a rapper ever known to man. He rips off other peoples music and over-dubs extremely shitty, bland lyrics over the top of it.
by Deeez Nuuutz July 4, 2003
Get the puff daddymug. the informal but non derogatory term for a first time fathers novice and inexperienced disposition of parenting, often resulting in embarrassing moments and public humiliation of said "noobness" that can either cause great laughter or deep sympathy for his fathering future.
other definitions include;
- if you haven't changed your kids diaper yet.
- you nodded reading above definition.
- tossed around the idea of writing a parenting manual before you procreated yourself.
- you define spending a night alone parenting your child as "babysitting."
- other variations include; dnoob
other definitions include;
- if you haven't changed your kids diaper yet.
- you nodded reading above definition.
- tossed around the idea of writing a parenting manual before you procreated yourself.
- you define spending a night alone parenting your child as "babysitting."
- other variations include; dnoob
Example #1 ------
Guy: Well, honey! Do you want me to breastfeed the baby for awhile!
Honey: You may have moobs, but it doesn't work that way Daddy Noob.
Example #2 ------
Doctor: Nurse, my forceps.
Nurse: Sure thing!
Guy: Babe, this Doctor is jacked, he has forceps.
Girl: Tell me your joking dnoob.
Guy: Well, honey! Do you want me to breastfeed the baby for awhile!
Honey: You may have moobs, but it doesn't work that way Daddy Noob.
Example #2 ------
Doctor: Nurse, my forceps.
Nurse: Sure thing!
Guy: Babe, this Doctor is jacked, he has forceps.
Girl: Tell me your joking dnoob.
by DaddyNoob.com August 21, 2012
Get the Daddy Noobmug. by The band kid October 31, 2018
Get the Daddy helmsmug.