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1. When a man pulls out during intercourse and ejaculates into the womans eyeballs, then shouts "crystal ball"! The reference derives from the crystal balls fortune tellers use to forsee the future. By having the semen in her eyes, the woman can see the potential children of her future.
2. The crystal ball used by gypsy fuckers...
1. When a man pulls out during intercourse and ejaculates into the womans eyeballs, then shouts "crystal ball"! The reference derives from the crystal balls fortune tellers use to forsee the future. By having the semen in her eyes, the woman can see the potential children of her future.
2. The crystal ball used by gypsy fuckers...
"Dude....I totally gave my old lady a crystal ball last night. She was so pissed. Mainly because I fucked up her contact lenses"
by MAN STUFF May 15, 2016
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A beautiful name for a girl who is down to earth and chill. She has a cute smile and is very smart. Crystal is usually protective of her friends and will do anything for them.
A girl that can make anyone smile with just a simple look. Brightens everyone's day.
Can play up to 4369 instruments and is a great singer.
Usually makes all A's in school and all the guys want her.
Crystal is a person that trusts nobody but herself and keeps her feelings to herself for the fear she will be rejected. The BEST person to date and to be best friends with.
A girl that can make anyone smile with just a simple look. Brightens everyone's day.
Can play up to 4369 instruments and is a great singer.
Usually makes all A's in school and all the guys want her.
Crystal is a person that trusts nobody but herself and keeps her feelings to herself for the fear she will be rejected. The BEST person to date and to be best friends with.
"Wow, Crystal got a 105 on the test and there wasn't even extra credit!"
"Crystal is gorgeous, I wish I could date her!"
Guy 1: "I should've told Crystal I loved her when I had the chance.."
Guy 2: "Well you're all out of luck. She thinks you hate her and it looks like he loves her too!"
"Crystal is gorgeous, I wish I could date her!"
Guy 1: "I should've told Crystal I loved her when I had the chance.."
Guy 2: "Well you're all out of luck. She thinks you hate her and it looks like he loves her too!"
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Get the cryptachronacuttalike mug.Crystal is an amazing gifted talented person who always knows what's best. She can also be very bold if you get to know her but if she meets you and you aren't friends you will have a feeling that she is a quiet, calm and collective person. She will always put people first. She has a passion for singing and would never ever stop singing if she could. She is the peace maker and always wants to sort things out. She is a beautiful ,intelligent , creative person and she is incredible.
Crystal is the strawberie's to my cream.
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Get the Crystal mug.Where do I start, Crystal is so amazing that you could class her as a God 🙌🏻 If Crystal is friends with you, then you should feel special💫 Cause Crystal doesn’t like many people💁🏻 ♀️ Crystal is always right so don’t argue with her😑 Also never EVER tell Crystal that you’ll get her a Carmel slice and then say that your gonna give it to someone else, otherwise you’ll have another thing coming for you🤬
Crystal is always raged!
That Crystal girl, she’s like a sour patch kid, sour and sweet 💁🏻 ♀️
Wow Crystal is a God!
Omg I hacked Crystals Instagram and now she hates me 🤭
That Crystal girl, she’s like a sour patch kid, sour and sweet 💁🏻 ♀️
Wow Crystal is a God!
Omg I hacked Crystals Instagram and now she hates me 🤭
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