Fire Crotch

The red pubic hair of a redhead (contrary to previous posts, matching pubic hair is not "unique" -- blonds have blond bush, brunettes have black or brown bush, etc -- anyone who doesn't know that probably hasn't seen many women undressed.)

Gawd, you wouldn't believe the fire crotch on that girl!!! Uhmmmm hmmmm, thinkin' about it just turns me on!!!!

by Ihatedummies May 26, 2008

crater crotch

someone whose vajajay is so big it is like a moon crater

He: I would bonk Melinda, but her crater crotch is so big I would fall in!

by DonAmBe July 31, 2009

Crotch Vomit

Child or baby - typically one that is screaming, stinking or otherwise unpleasant to be around.

"I was trapped on a plane with someone's crotch vomit in my face for six hours!"

by invincible mandarin July 10, 2009

crotch sparkle

sparkles from cheerleader's lollies which have sparkles that fall off and get everywhere.

shanelle kept finding crotch sparkles on her body after sitting in keryn's room.

by heykay3 September 29, 2009

crotch snowflake

Finely-powdered frozen semen. One of the lesser problems associated with masturbating outside in the winter.

"This snow cone is too salty"
"Eww dude, I think you're eating crotch snowflakes"

by pleatherman December 23, 2009

crotch crumbs

another name for genital crabs. Also a name for subway crumbs that fall in one's crotch

Stop throwing your crotch crumbs at my face!

by snowwwwww April 23, 2009

crotch loader

One who gives other a handjob.

"Due, my girlfriend is a total crotch loader".

by Pooty Applewater April 9, 2007