Fire Crotch

The red pubic hair of a redhead (contrary to previous posts, matching pubic hair is not "unique" -- blonds have blond bush, brunettes have black or brown bush, etc -- anyone who doesn't know that probably hasn't seen many women undressed.)

Gawd, you wouldn't believe the fire crotch on that girl!!! Uhmmmm hmmmm, thinkin' about it just turns me on!!!!

by Ihatedummies May 26, 2008

crater crotch

someone whose vajajay is so big it is like a moon crater

He: I would bonk Melinda, but her crater crotch is so big I would fall in!

by DonAmBe July 31, 2009

Crotch Sympathy

The squirming and "oh shit/snap/damn/etc" moan from any individual or group, verbally or in thought, when viewing an instance of one's groin area being subjected to physical pain, or hearing of a story describing such an instance.

Usually applies to hearing or viewing stories describing your same gender, but can also be universal.

"Dude, did you hear what happened to James at Bogart's yesterday?"
"Naw, fill us in bro"
"He decided to start crowd surfing, and as he did some asshole punched him in the 'nads"
Everyone: "OH DAAYUUUMMM!"- as they cross their legs, bend over as if to protect their crotch, squint their eyes
"I have nothing but crotch sympathy for James right now..."

by duodsg October 21, 2008

Crotch Biscuit

Noun. Synonym for a feminine napkin

“Mikey, will you go get mommy a crotch biscuit?”

by Cbusta September 30, 2018

crotch loader

One who gives other a handjob.

"Due, my girlfriend is a total crotch loader".

by Pooty Applewater April 9, 2007

crotch hound

A dog the sticks his nose into a person's crotch.

That dog didn't hump my leg because he's a crotch hound!

by karenage November 19, 2007

Thumb crotch

the awkward piece of skin between your thumb and pointer finger

"dude, my thumb crotch is so itchy."

"i know, so is my penis."

by ApolloStar March 22, 2016