1. (n.) What my cat left waiting for me to step in as I entered into my dark bedroom; solid to semi-solid regurgitation.
2. (n.) The verbal projections of an assface or assmouth.
3. (v.) The process of regurgitating said crap (-ed, -ing).
2. (n.) The verbal projections of an assface or assmouth.
3. (v.) The process of regurgitating said crap (-ed, -ing).
by a guy with face crap on foot September 11, 2009
An expression usually used by mothers who have to watch their P&Q's around the kids. The art of sanitizing phrases that come from drunken sailors coming home from leave.
I have to run around all day and deal with so much stuff at the house "for crap sake".
I wish you would smile more what do I have to do make that happen "for crap sake".
Would you just kiss me "for crap sake" I just drank 3 apple martini's.
I wish you would smile more what do I have to do make that happen "for crap sake".
Would you just kiss me "for crap sake" I just drank 3 apple martini's.
by Ben Lickman February 22, 2007
rap is crap can be refering to commercial music, a true hiphop would know, but it also can come from a ignorant person who only heard rap on the radio, or tv, and never wrapped their mind around indie music, or 'underground hiphop' they also suck on lolly pops and drink starbucks while dancing to madonnas new album.
Ignoranus #1: 'You can't spell rap without Crap'
Ignoranus #2: 'All rap music is about sex, money and violence, rap is crap.'
Ignoranus #2: 'All rap music is about sex, money and violence, rap is crap.'
by VeelossCity July 12, 2006
wife: "honey, where are you going, mass is about to start"
husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"
husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"
by the wopfather May 12, 2008
by Correspondingly November 10, 2004
When someone in a position above you at work gives you an assignment to do that is technically their job, but it's such a crappy task they don't want to do it so it's passed on to you.
"I have to work late, my boss crap dumped a bunch of paperwork on me."
"I'd like my job more if everyone would stop crap dumping on me."
"I'd like my job more if everyone would stop crap dumping on me."
by clem7632 June 23, 2008
by Crap Smasher May 22, 2018