Bald Cougar

An older woman, defined as a Cougar, who is up to date on all the latest personal landscaping trends.

As the Cougar disrobed before me , I took note of her well groomed landing strip and realized she was no ordinary cougar; she was a Bald Cougar.

by elsyds29 August 06, 2021

OG Cougars

A bunch a bitches, spoiled by their parents, and who are also very gay with each other, and take showers together

The OG Cougars are the gayest group at Sports Weekend...#NoCap

by BigSauceMan July 06, 2019

Captain cougar

Tall beard man like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.

That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”

by Hookname December 04, 2020

Cougar Trapper

Young man that trolls "cougars" or older women with the motivation of finantial gain.

That young f-boi s cougar trapper.

by LisaSings! March 02, 2021

Cougar & Dragon

Two bad ass boatloads of the most awesome mini season lobster catchers of all time in the FL Keys. Actually, the entire universe.

Googan 1: Hey bro, what’s the deal with those two boats anchoring over there with everybody splashing in?

Googan 2: Dude, we’re screwed. That’s Cougar & Dragon. All the lobsters will be gone in 45 minutes.

Googan 3: Hey bro, why are those two boats headed home at 9:05 AM.

Googan 4: Dude, that’s Cougar & Dragon. They probably already limited out and will be playing a Queen song in 20 minutes.

by Shredder P July 30, 2022

Cougar Spear

It is what a young man would call his penis after having sex with a woman over the age of 40. You would use your Cougar Spear when in the process of a Cougar Hunt.

I totally wrecked your mom with my Cougar spear.

by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009

arabian cougar

Having sex on a thorn bush, so that when you're done it appears you have been attacked by a cougar

Her and I did the Arabian Cougar last night, check out my scratches.

by IheartGapeHorn March 14, 2014