Costa

A costa is an insecure yute that picks on people to make himself feel better than himself. He never brightens the mood and he is very boring to talk to. He likes to talk shit about everyone and spill tea. He also enjoys time-to-bike and time-to-run. In his spare time he chills on his bed and picks his belly button crust that makes his fingers smell like cheese

Omg COSTA is online. Quick lets leave the party before he joins

by dontforgettimetobikelikecost August 10, 2020

Costco-hiking

A popular sport practiced by flatlanders and other mid-west inhabitants consisting of envying nature FB friends post and then trying to imitate with disappointing results.

The best part of hiking at Rock Cut state park is the Costco-hiking on the way back home...

by Making wonders September 25, 2020

Costconian

A person who goes to Costco so often that they know nothing other than costco. They have a membership and they go to the store just for the fun of it.

Look at that costconian over there, he's foaming at the mouth because his friends said they should go to Walmart

by Jacolantorn September 28, 2020

Costa

Term for that toxic, controlling best friend you had in your youth

The term comes from the project x character of the same name played by Oliver Cooper

I can’t believe I was ever friends with that Costa

by OldDogg October 30, 2020

Costco shopping

Costco shopping is code for slaying bitches and getting drunk

Honey, I’ll be gone for the afternoon. I’m running a few errands, might do some
Costco Shopping. Don’t wait up for me.

by The @$!@ñ $3ń$@+!0ñ January 15, 2021

Costbro

How you refer to those friends who help you through life after divorce by sharing a Costco membership so you do not get withdrawal symptoms from not having a large enough jar of mayonnaise.... in reserve.

Bob’s Costbro, Jock, was the perfect match. They consumed broiled chicken, cole slaw, three bean salad, Frank’s Red Hot and toilet paper at the same rates. But the best is that Jock builds winter scenes of little log houses out of Qtips at the same rate that wax builds up in Bob’s ears.

by You rReal Name January 29, 2021

costco taco

A slice of Costco pizza wrapped around a Costco hotdog.

Shopping in Costco makes me hungry for a Costco taco. At the snack counter, "One hot dog and a slice of pizza, please."

by dsundae January 31, 2021