cooter popper

One who pops that p*ssy. If you are a cooter popper. Your slamming girls cooter like no ones biz.

Yo bro I heard he gets mad poon. He‘s a cooter popper.

by anonymous October 11, 2020

Cooter

A good looking white boy that I'd often seen drive a large red and white peterbilt wrecker in west Texas .

Cooter is out winching a Schlumberger truck out of the mud again .

by Cooter July 18, 2018

Cooters

Slang for when something, like a puppy or baby, is so cute that instead of saying it's cuters you say cooters

That little puppy if yours is so cooters

by Henry's Hot Dogs September 19, 2022

Cooter

Another word for vagina

Hey that chick has one tight cooter

by DrGashingtons July 18, 2016

cooter crippler

Any sexual act that leaves the female sore enough to complain the following day, specifically a modified missionary position with the males arms hooked under the females knees and holding her by the arms.

Why your girl walking funny?
Oh I gave her the cooter crippler last night.

by legendary 71 September 24, 2021

Cooter Pooter Pocket

When a girl farts, it rolls the other way. It is your cooter pooter pocket

My fart rolled into my cooter pooter pocket.

by anonymous June 22, 2024

Fat cooter

When a girl has an absolute monster set of bottom lips on her and they look like they wanna bite you and shit you might let ‘em

Damn this lady has a fat cooter

by Baklsackporn September 25, 2024