Coochie Scout Competition

A very intense competition for young men to go hunting and compete for the best coochie on planet earth. Who ever finds the best quality coochie from a female carnivore wins.

Molly Wop: Yeo bizzy you tryna go on a coochie scout competition
Bizzy: Nigga stop asking me cuz every time we go out and compete I always win
Molly Wop: Aight so lemme just eat your coochie then

by The Coochie Advisor February 28, 2021

Smoochie My Coochie

When a THOT kindly asks a horny man to eat out her stanky, wookie-like coochie.
Great lyric to many top charting songs.

THOT: Hey Jeremy Lin, wanna smoochie my coochie! ;)

NEXT DAY
Jeremy Lin: Bro this thot asked me to smoochie her coochie last night
Ron Artest: Bro thats nasty

by Nurgy Shab August 14, 2018

the coochie woochie Monster

A horrible monster also known as Khole.the coochie woochie Monster comes out only when you do the making slime at 3am challenge

*while doing slime at 3am challenge*

“Omg what was that sound “

“I think it’s the coochie woochie
Monster” “ the coochie woochie Monster “

by The coochie woochie Monster March 8, 2023

gorilla grip coochie

"a tight / virgin coochie"

Jaehyun prefers girls with a gorilla grip coochie.

by hahahakdog May 6, 2020

poochie above the coochie

This word describes the fat roll toward the bottom of the stomach. It is located between the belly button, but above the genitals (though on extremely obese people, it can hang down over the genitals)

synonyms: butt in the front

That girl so fat, look at her poochie above the coochie.

by butchdyke April 23, 2004

PIMP COOCHIE HO

A prostitute, street walker, crack whore, etc. that belongs to a pimp.

Bradley slapped out his pimp coochie ho after she refused to hand over the money.

by RicDaSpic April 12, 2005

Phat Coochie Power

Phat (Excellent) Coochie Power in simplest terms, is when you do something you are proud of, or even something your mom wouldn't be proud of. Getting that bag, promoting in your job, owning the pole, or being the best you that you can, THAT is some Phat Coochie Power. The term originated from The Phat Coochie Power Podcast hosted by Rylee Cunningham and Maria Wharton.

Who needs "Big Dick Energy" when you can have "Phat Coochie Power"!

by thephatcoochies April 15, 2021