Coleman

A boy who is so hot and really sweet but kind of a dork. he is so cute he can get away with murder. He is a really nice guy and so completely innocent he has no sex drive what so ever. Girls want him but can never have him. Hes got a smile that can light up a room in an instant. He loves nachos and chocolate cheesecake. He is always dancing at the weirdest times.

Girl 1: whoa look at coleman he is so cute!
Girl 2: did you see the way he didnt even look at me even though im wearing practically nothing!
Girl 1: but hes soooooo sweet
Girl 2: yea he is isnt he
Girl 1 and 2: *SIGGGGGGGHHHHHHH*

by Hank Sawyer January 24, 2010

San Diego Pipe Cleaner

This effective technique is commonly referred to as "two in the pink, tongue in the stink". While inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina, the partner penetrates the woman's anus with his tongue. The partner's other hand manually massages the woman's clitoris and the combination brings her to a life-changing orgasm.

I did a San Diego Pipe Cleaner on Emmylou last night and she almost blacked-out!

by grovemeister January 7, 2009

Clean Wrists

A cutter's term which means you haven't cut in a while, so your wrists are cut-free.

Did you cut?

No I have clean wrists.

by NOTemoME August 1, 2006

Cleaning My Socks

Used to describe the event that just took place of hooking up at a party, or in the front of a pickup, and using your socks to clean up the mess. You then continue to party sockless.

Hey man we thought you left the party

No, I'm just cleaning my socks.

by Jordan "PIHB" Craig April 21, 2008

YouTube Clean-Out

The action of deleting your subscribed YouTube videos in which you have no interest, and only leaving the ones you actually want to watch.
The clean-out is a repeating action, which means you will find yourself deleting subscribed videos from the same subscription only by the subscribed account.

John keeps deleting Ted's videos from his subscription box, he does his YouTube Clean-Out regularly

Mike's subscription box was so full of videos, he had no choice but to do a full YouTube Clean-Out!

by ToDoomer August 2, 2011

fart in a colander

flitting , birdlike, from one thing to another, lacking focus, lacking concentration.

"stone me, denis.""since i made you player/manager you're running around like a fart in a colander"

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

clean the carpet

to shave, trim, wax and/or manicure pubic hair

Crap! I completely forgot that David's coming over tonight... I need to run home and clean the carpet.

by runnerbabe July 2, 2009