Cripability

The capability (or lack thereof) of a handicapped person to succeed in daily routines. Portmanteau of capability and crippled.

"That guy in the wheelchair can probably get the door himself, as he seems to have a high degree of cripability.

by Jason Van Cleave December 14, 2008

crip yell

when a crip is callin his homies

some bloods run up on crips then they gonna do they crip yell for they homies to help them

by im a crip myself November 21, 2013

Crippling Nicotine Addiction

Becoming addicted to any nicotine products, from nicotine gum to copenhagen

Noon: Why is my hair falling out again?
Nurse: Because of your crippling nicotine addiction we have to give you chemotherapy to fight off your stage 7 mouth cancer

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

Squad Up Crip

a set u dont fucc wih from Oregon/Toledo,Ohio and throwen up that east side and tha C's n steady reppin bKerlin n bKleeker...6^ SQUAD UP

Squad Up Crip will fuccen kill u

by C-DubK February 14, 2005

crippler

The biggest, and baddest bong ever created. Sitting at 5 feet tall it can stun just about anyone.

He just hit the crippler, he is done.

by Diesel April 1, 2005

Cripple

A kneeboarder. Someone who rides a board on their knees as if their legs don't work.

Cripples are second only to goat boaters.

by b j p January 13, 2010

cripple

A severely funny looking person due to deformities or the way they were born

OMG look at da cripple he is sooooo funny looking! also known as retard

by Beavis_rfc June 3, 2005