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Cereal Killer

Someone who who eats NOTHING BUT CEREAL every single day for breakfast and constantly buys cereal and even sometimes steals yours AND IT'S REAL GETTING REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING WHY DID YOU EAT MY CURIOUSLY CINNAMON JIMMY THAT SHIT'S EXPENSIVE AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT
Employee #1: Damn, didn't that guy buy cereal like last week?
Employee #2: Yeah, but he's a cereal killer.

*Oh btw i don't actually know a guy called jimmy so it isn't an inside joke OKAY!?
by thegovermentislizards69 March 18, 2015
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cerealicious

cerealicious means something which is made from cereal and delicious to eat..
I prefer to take cerealicious for breakfast.
by arastar November 26, 2014
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cereal bowled

When you eat cereal out of a girls vagina
Me: Can I borrow some milk?
Friend: Yea why?
Me: This girl is about to get cereal bowled.
by Morganhas September 12, 2016
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cereal

A meal that can be eaten at any time of the day.
"Cereal is a breakfast, lunch, and dinner. It can also be a great night snack."
by Anthony Jonas September 2, 2016
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Carcalfa

When you annoy your friend about being a vegan. Then she hates u. Then she tells you to stop the nonsense. But you don't. So you tell her to die in breast milk.
I'm a carcalfa
by The Person who knows what's up November 4, 2016
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Cereal

A synonym for a vagina that is being eaten out
Last night, Jessica and I went on a date and afterwards she totally let me eat her cereal
by Wurce bayne December 25, 2016
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cereal cocaine

The last bowl always has cereal cocaine.
by Rockseex3 February 9, 2017
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