According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

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SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Care-bear bath

When you have dyed hair and you take a bath and the colour gets into the bathtub water, turning the water a different colour.

Melissa slipped into the tub and proceeded to wash her hair, some of the hair color coming out as she did so.

Melissa: Ohmigawd, a care-bear bath!

by Rioooo April 7, 2010

care capacitor

When you have no more energy left to be able to care about the thing/things that are bothering you

Man, I must have left my care charger at home last night. I came into work and could not care less from the out-set. My care capacitor needs replacing

by Kevlaa January 28, 2010

Pottsy-care

state of mind on health, based on the idea that people who have strong immune systems dont need to be be tested. As in VD is a state of mind rather than an actual disease.

"I know it itches like crazy but i believe in 'Pottsy-care' so if i believe its not there then it will go away"

by ox49cent. October 8, 2009

F.Y.I don't care

A phrase used to inform someone that you do not give a shit about what they are talking about.

Bob: I went to the store last night and chicken breasts were on sale for two dollars less than normal.

Mike: F.Y.I don't care.

by BigLerm October 8, 2009

Wound Care-ist

A medical professional who specializes in bitching about referrals for goute-related disease and other types of wounds

Watch out, man. The Wound Care-ist just got another referral for a "gout wound" and he is having a total meltdown.

by vasking November 26, 2009