Canada's History 

The act of covering poop with maple syrup and then stuffing it down your partners throat while singing Westminster baptist church's song God hates the world and raping a bear rug; then shoving a hockey trophy up your ass and drinking 7 glasses of prune juice and eating 6 fiber one bars.

The Man died while attempting to perform Canada's History on stage.

Canada's History by Blue orange March 3, 2010

Canada's History 

May-14-1902 Nova Scotia. A Samquanch ate 14 Canadian babies.

Historical Fact Canada's History

Canada's History by Buddha311 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Using maple syrup and baby's blood to coat one's body and set on fire after a personal encounter with a Welshman.

Johnny is embarrassed after having to recreate Canada's History for a class project.

Canada's History by Jaques Esquiolof February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

(v). A sex act involving one partner trying to make "goals" into of one of the other partner's orifices with a hockey stick and puck.

"Mike thought that his date was boring, until she asked him what he knew about Canada's history. That's when things got interesting."

Canada's History by Snyper Michaelson February 7, 2010

Canada's history 

The term Canada's History is a term used to describe a sexual act of approaching an old homeless man and kindly asking him to strip his penis of skin. Then with the hard pulsating veins of his dick, take and stroke them in the asshole of a rotting moose after you filled the asshole up with maple syrup. The horn of the moose should then be gently placed inside your pee hole until rupture. Then after you should take your ruptured dick and make a nice paste out of it by grinding it in the Stanley Cups' top with a hockey stick. Proceed to feed it to children, then eat it yourself till you bleed to death.

Hey did you hear about Steve yeah he totally got into Canada's history last night.

Canada's history by badassmotherf February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

Dipping the end of moose antlers into maple syrup then shoving it deep in the asshole of a French Canadian hermaphrodite. You take it out, get him/her to shit in the Stanley Cup and then Celine Dion licks it up.

Man, that bachelor party was so crazy we ended up doing a Canada's History.

Canada's History by hippieflight February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A descriptive term for unimpressive male sexual performance.

As in "Yeah, Doug is a nice guy...but intercourse with him is just like Canada's History - pretty short, boring and full of apologies."

Canada's History by MechaStewart February 4, 2010