The red pubic hair of a redhead (contrary to previous posts, matching pubic hair is not "unique" -- blonds have blond bush, brunettes have black or brown bush, etc -- anyone who doesn't know that probably hasn't seen many women undressed.)
Gawd, you wouldn't believe the fire crotch on that girl!!! Uhmmmm hmmmm, thinkin' about it just turns me on!!!!
by Ihatedummies May 26, 2008
Get the Fire Crotchmug. by Cbusta September 30, 2018
Get the Crotch Biscuitmug. The squirming and "oh shit/snap/damn/etc" moan from any individual or group, verbally or in thought, when viewing an instance of one's groin area being subjected to physical pain, or hearing of a story describing such an instance.
Usually applies to hearing or viewing stories describing your same gender, but can also be universal.
Usually applies to hearing or viewing stories describing your same gender, but can also be universal.
"Dude, did you hear what happened to James at Bogart's yesterday?"
"Naw, fill us in bro"
"He decided to start crowd surfing, and as he did some asshole punched him in the 'nads"
Everyone: "OH DAAYUUUMMM!"- as they cross their legs, bend over as if to protect their crotch, squint their eyes
"I have nothing but crotch sympathy for James right now..."
"Naw, fill us in bro"
"He decided to start crowd surfing, and as he did some asshole punched him in the 'nads"
Everyone: "OH DAAYUUUMMM!"- as they cross their legs, bend over as if to protect their crotch, squint their eyes
"I have nothing but crotch sympathy for James right now..."
by duodsg October 21, 2008
Get the Crotch Sympathymug. by invincible mandarin July 10, 2009
Get the Crotch Vomitmug. by DonAmBe July 31, 2009
Get the crater crotchmug. by ApolloStar March 22, 2016
Get the Thumb crotchmug. Finely-powdered frozen semen. One of the lesser problems associated with masturbating outside in the winter.
by pleatherman December 23, 2009
Get the crotch snowflakemug.