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Vibrating dido, A.K.A. 'vibrator'. Called battery operated boyfriend because when you have one you won't want to leave home because you can fuck and stimulate yourself all day long!
My brother's girl left her battery+operated+boyfriend+(BOB) on the porch last night. I found it this morning on my way to work. She needs to keep better track of her bedroom accessories. That was nasty.
by thatcubanqueenwithcrazycurves September 16, 2016
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Redshirt boyfriend

The fella that your girlfriend keeps around in waiting as a back-up to you. Similar to a Sancho, however a redshirt boyfriend may or may not have had relations with your girlfriend while you were dating.

Many times a soon-to-be Ex-boyfriend has met his replacement before realizing his doomed fate.

etymology: a Redshirt Freshman is an american college football term for an athlete who practices with the team, but sees little game time in order save a year of his eligibility to play for his team at a later date.
No one was really surprised that John and Sally broke up. I guess Sally will probably be spending more time with that dude, David. He's been her Redshirt Boyfriend for a while now.

I think Cindy is going to break up with me. I think she has a Redshirt boyfriend
by The Mahatma December 17, 2008
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Best boyfriend in the world

The best boyfriend in the world is someone who is always there for you when you need to laugh, when you need to cry, or when you're falling apart. This boy would stick by your side through everything and be your number one supporter, doing everything possible to make you the happiest you can be. He'll love you more than imaginable.
Aaron Michael is without a doubt the best boyfriend in the world and keeps his girl flying on cloud 9.
by sand1214 August 23, 2014
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Fortnite boyfriend

A Fortnite boyfriend is sum1 that doesn't want an actual relationship. They will love and cherish you every time you get a kill. Every night they will send you an invite and you have to except or ELSE. If you ever get a win together every1 will be jealous. You can have an actual physical relationship but only if you agree to it, But you are fortnite players so don't get your hopes up. Fortnite boyfriends HAVE TO BE LOYAL AND DONT TALK TO ANY OTHER FORTINITE HOES or REGULAR HOES.
Josh: hey Leah do you wanna hang out tonight;)
Leah: uh I kinda have a fortnite date with my Fortnite boyfriend sorry he has like 69 wins <3
by iamlonely69 November 20, 2018
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hailey's boyfriend

Hailey's boyfriend's name is Trevor. There is no other exception. Hailey's true love is Trevor.
Guy 1-Oh, look at that Hailey girl she is cute!
Guy 2- Nah man you can't date her, her boyfriend and true love is Trevor.
Guy 1- Damn it.
Guy 2- Yep he is Hailey's Boyfriend
by apersontehe February 19, 2020
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VSCO boyfriend

Not my boyfriend sadly

This is a boyfriend who trades their sweatshirt/hoodie for your scrunchie. Loves you a lot. Dances with you. Screenshots your snaps. Dances with you. Actually talks to you. Kisses you. Cuddle you. Looks at you like a Disney movie
olive has a VSCO boyfriend and it’s not fair
by thicccscrunchie February 28, 2019
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Douchebag Boyfriend Rule

For every respectable looking girl who seems to have class/not be a slut/or is a complete dumbass, there's always a douchebag boyfriend in the picture who brainwashes her to like him because apparently that's what all girls like to look for in a guy these days, instead of respectable guys without gelled hair, rhinestone-encrusted shirts, souped-up mid 90's Toyota's and have no job and bum off their mothas.
I was walking through the mall with my friends, and I saw this girl who looked down to earth, then my friend told me to look left and I realized there was a douchebag boyfriend rule involved.Damn.
by douchebag boyfriend rule ass September 23, 2010
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