Spanish Blanket

A sexy alpha male who can keep a girl comfortable and warm anyplace and any time. A Spanish Blanket also knows how to keep a female entertained and how to keep things spicy while having the ability to get serious in the blink of an eye.

Girl: I’m cold

Guy: Lucky for you, they called me the Spanish Blanket in highschool.

by Sgt. Sticky May 28, 2022

Goon Blanket

A blanket that you goon into.

Or a blanket that you bust a load into

"did you see Chad's new goon blanket?"
"I heard he's been blasting a lot of loads into it"

by Tokyo885 April 30, 2025

blanket hippie

Typically, someone who seems generally outgoing, and may in fact be, but naps every chance he/she gets. These individuals have locked timed naps to a science.

Man, Stacy was really charismatic at brunch yesterday, but I heard she went straight home to nap before she had to do groceries. She's such a blanket hippie.

by gay_nascar_fan January 20, 2017

Blanket Boy

Opposite of a "Pillow Princess ." A boy (specifically Elliot), mostly an LGBTQ man, who prefers to receive sexual stimulation more than they do to give it.

"Elliot is a blanket boy."

by Babeybee November 5, 2019

Reeses blanket

The Reeese Blanket is a blanket used to "clean up" after a good time in the bedroom by yourself.

Person 1: Hey nice Reeses Blanket.
Person 2: Probably shouldn't touch that

by Hotdoglover4592 July 19, 2024

Blanket bsf

A blanket bsf is a MF that you could cuddle with because their blankets smell like piss juice. A blanket bsf could also be someone who u talk so much shit about but the “blanket” is covering all of the sneaky secrets...
A blanket bsf could be someone who you want to finger you under a blanket 😩🤚🏽.

Bsf 1: ou bsf your blanket smells like piss . Lets cuddle
Bsf2: yeah.. now I am your blanket bsf,

Bsf: finger me under the blankets. 🖖
Bsf2: okay.. I’ll become ur blanket bsf.

by stankasf February 9, 2021

dip in a blanket

A home made cigarette made by rolling a piece of toilet paper and a pinch of skoal dip together.

Brooooo, stop smoking that dip in a blanket.

by Ilovetherollyboi June 4, 2018