A fat human being who serves no purpose other than bankrupting all you can eat buffets. Blakes have huge peperoni nipples and rape bigfoots in hotel beds. Blakes claim to have girlfriends but in reality they are Gorlocs the destroyers who might have a dick (I haven't checked). They are typically 6'0 but in width. If you see a Blake the typically take up the entire walk way. Blakes usually live paycheck to paycheck and get super excited if they find a nickel on the ground.
by Gorloc The Destroyer January 21, 2024
Get the Blakemug. He is a gay basketball player, but he is good. He talks a lot but can be helpful at times. He has a small penis.
Girl 1: who's that sexy guy there
Girl 2: haven't you heard thats blake soper, but I heard he is gay
Girl 2: haven't you heard thats blake soper, but I heard he is gay
by Friendlyneighboorhoodasian October 27, 2017
Get the blake sopermug. Sauciest of saucy dudes. Will crack any card that comes his way. Blake Martin is widely known for being the most lowkey as well
by Barry Mahogany January 30, 2020
Get the Blake Martinmug. by Brokeass123 February 23, 2021
Get the Blake scarymug. blakely. she is one of the most beautiful ppl ever. when u meet her u will instantly fall for her. her smile, he voice, her hair, her body, just everything abt her is awesome and special. any guy will be lucky to have her bc she is not the most pleasing when coming to boys but she is boy crazyyyy!!!! anyways she is amazing and u will be super lucky to have her in ur life!
by most beautiful girl ever March 1, 2022
Get the blakelymug. Someone who always wins and never loses. His winning is this fire, and he keeps winning for eternity.
by Ibibibibiibibi May 13, 2025
Get the Blake Winsweepmug. Edavārdi invites his friends to smoke some marijuana, by saying: "Let's blaze!" Drunk Igor chimes in: "Let's Blake!" Edavārdi and Igor are blaking.
by Kapiushon June 17, 2022
Get the Blakingmug.